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1-UP EMAIL #90!

1-Up answers an email about a font. Afterwards, 1-Up goes to graveyard.

Cast (in order of apppereance): 1-Up, Dark Stinkoman, Stinkoman

Transcript

{Cuts to 1-Up on the Windomac 30X6}

1-UP: Email is a type of video game. If you play properly, you might win.

Hey 1-Up! How are you?
If you could make a font on the computer,
what would it be and what would it
be called?
A fan,
Lemita

1-UP: {typing} Well Lenny-metre, I am fine. If I could make a font on the computer, it would be one weird font. It would be a cool font and I would call it "Bubbley." Well, That's the end of today's email.

{The Paper comes down. If you wait 15 seconds, 1-Up leaves. Cuts to the graveyard where Dark Stinkoman is digging a bunch of graves}

1-UP: {walks onscreen} What is going on here?

DARK STINKOMAN: I'm digging up dead bodies. Orano has come back and he needs a body to stay alive. So, I need a body that hasn't already got life in it.

1-UP: Well, I'm not going to let Orano live.

DARK STINKOMAN: Orano won't be able to live much more longer as a zombie. The only way to bring him back to life, is a body.

1-UP: You're not getting one.

DARK STINKOMAN: Why?

1-UP: Because I won't let you.

DARK STINKOMAN: Ever since me, Orano and Sticklyman got new upgrades, we've been much more powerful. You haven't even unlocked your true power yet. You'll never defeat me.

1-UP: That may be true. But, It doesn't stop me from trying.

DARK STINKOMAN: Very well.

{1-Up explodes and falls to the ground}

1-UP: {weak voice} Wh-Wh-What? H-How did y-you defeat me without e-even t-t-touching me or at least ch-charging up a b-blast.

DARK STINKOMAN: Hahaha. I warned you about my amazing power. But, You wouldn't listen.

1-UP: Grr...

{Dark Stinkoman grabs a couple of dead bodies and then runs off. 1-Up stands up}

1-UP: Darn it. Why do they keep getting away? First, Orano escapes the dark realms. I couldn't stop that. Sticklyman takes Project Ken. I couldn't stop that either. Now, That stupid Stinkoman Clone has gotten away with a couple of bodies for Orano's spirit to control. I feel useless. I'll never be the guy...

{Stinkoman walks onscreen}

1-UP: {sad} Oh. Hey, Pan Pan.

STINKOMAN: Wah! Are you asking for a challenge?

1-UP: Not now, Stinkoman...

STINKOMAN: What's bothering you 1-Up?

1-UP: I'll never be the guy.

STINKOMAN: Yes, you will. One day, 1-Up. But, for now... your just a kid... Maybe, When your older.

1-UP: {sighs} But, I want to be the guy too.

STINKOMAN: {sighs} I understand. Come on. Let's go back to Stinkoman HQ and have some Pudding.

1-UP: Yay!

{1-Up and Stinkoman leave. Cuts to a sunset. The credits roll and The Paper comes down}

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