Other Character Email 1-Up/spoon

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1-UP EMAIL 109!

1-Up is worried about his pudding habits, so he asks Strong Bad to make him a spcail chemical-based drink that would allow him to stop eating pudding so much and make him healthy.

Cast (in order of appereance): 1-Up, Strong Bad, Pan Pan, Ben

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{Cuts to 1-Up talking to himself in the 20X6 field}

NARRATOR: Last time on 1-Up emails, 1-Up started an apocalypse, that in no way was ripping-off Tampo emails.

1-UP: ...diddn't exist, that means that they banned time travel devices in the year 20X1! Oh no! {runs off crying} And I can't find any good chocolate!

{Cuts to 1-Up running to his computer and sitting down at the Lappotron 3000}

NARRATOR: {voiceover} Today's episode, 1-Up Email #109, "Spoon."

1-UP: {singing} Email, email! I hope there's no me mail!

My spoo has to much fleem

-NachoMan

1-UP: Wah! This email is too long!

{Strong Bad walks onscreen and looks at the Lappotron 3000. 1-Up turns and looks at Strong Bad}

STRONG BAD: You obviously know nothing about emails. That email is actually way too short.

1-UP: Um, when did you get here?

STRONG BAD: {annoyed} I live here.

1-UP: So, anyway. {reads email and pronounces "spoo" as "spoon"} Woah. What's fleem? Oh, well. Whatever it is, I'd never eat it.

STRONG BAD: {sighs}

1-UP: Um, when did you get here?

STRONG BAD: 1-Up! You're just as annoying as Homestar was!

1-UP: How are you still alive?

STRONG BAD: Well, there are drinkable chemicals that can give the person using-

1-UP: Like a potion?

STRONG BAD: Yeah. Exactly like a potion. Except there is no such thing as potions.

1-UP: So, you made a chemical that culd keep you alive?

STRONG BAD: Yeah, why?

1-UP: Well, I need to eat less pudding and eat more vegtables.

STRONG BAD: Why? You're a robot. Aren't you?

1-UP: Yeah, but my robot system runs on a humanoid program. So, I can get fat if I eat fat foods and I can become healthier if I eat healthy foods.

STRONG BAD: Wait. What you're asking is too much. Human chemicals can't effect robots, even if they were 99% human.

1-UP: So, I'm stuck eating pudding.

STRONG BAD: Well, to be able to make a robo-chemical, I'll need a bit of DNA off a half robotic humanoid.

1-UP: Sorry. I'm 75% robot and 25% humanoid robot. I'm nowhere near even half human.

STRONG BAD: Do you know anybody with a half robot and half human peice of DNA?

1-UP: What about Stinkoman?

STRONG BAD: Of course! Stinkoman!

1-UP: Cool. I'll go get him.

STRONG BAD: Get who?

1-UP: Umm... Stinkoman.

STRONG BAD: Who's Stinkoman?

1-UP: {confused} Your robot creation.

STRONG BAD: Of course! A robot that has the abilaty to use the double deuce! I'll call him Sticklyman... or perhaps Stinkoman.

{Strong Bad's arm starts to fade}

1-UP: Oh, I get it. Since Stinkoman was never made, Strong bad doesn't know who Stinkoman is. And since Strong bad was killed, he is dissapearing now.

{Strong Bad's entire body fades away completely}

1-UP: Arg! I need to get that chemical-based drink that can make Strong Bad alive again! Where is it? {short pause} Oh, nevermind. I need to check my email anyway.

{1-Up turns back to the computer}

1-UP: {typing} So, your spoon has too much fleem? Why don't you eat pudding with a spoon? That way, there would be no fleem on your spoon. {not typing} Wait! That's it! A spoon!

{Cuts to the kitchen where Ben is standing with Pan Pan. 1-Up walks onscreen}

1-UP: Pan Pan! Where's the spoon?

PAN PAN: Badalang, badalang, badalang.

{1-Up goes to ones of the draws in the kitchen and opens it with his invisible hands. He takes out a spoon, also using his invisible hands and gives it to Ben}

1-UP: Ben! Do you know who Stinkoman is?

BEN: Yeah, why?

1-UP: Good. You haven't been effected by the paradox yet. Now, can you use this spoon to feed me with pudding?

BEN: Don't you remember? During this whole paradox, pudding ended up being banned with time travel in 20X1.

1-UP: No! Hold on. How do you know about the paradox?

BEN: Me and Pan Pan followed you to past when Strong Bad was killed, meaning that all three of us weren't effected by the paradox.

1-UP: Cool. So, you know everything I know.

BEN: And more.

1-UP: Okay. Do you know any chemicals that'll allow Stinkoman, Strong Bad and other people to come back into existance.

BEN: Well, now I'll have to explain the multiverse. You see-

1-UP: No, no, no, no, no. I don't want to know your life story. Just take that spoon to Strong Bad's basement laboratory and find that drinkable chemical. Use the spoon to download the chemical to your main system. Afterwards, bring Strong Bad and Stinkoman back to life using the chemical.

BEN: Got it.

{Ben grabs the spoon with his invisible hands and bounces offscreen}

1-UP: As for us, Pan Pan. We're going to eat pudding with a spoon!

PAN PAN: Badalang, badalang, badalang.

1-UP: Oh, right. No pudding. {short pause} You know, this is a short email.

{The Paper comes down}

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