Other Character Email The Unguraits/Plan 2
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The Unguraits inflate prices with the help of Slim.
Cast(In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Psychic Cheat, Bubs, Slim, Homestar Runner
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: Well, we fixed the computer. We still have the Steely.
UNGURAIT #2: How?
{Cut to a room with a summoning circle with the Steely in the middle of it.}
PSYCHIC CHEAT: {muttering} Redrum, redrum, redrum, redrum, redrum...
{Cut back to the Steely}
UNGURAIT #2: Oh yeah.
UNGURAIT #1: Well, let's check email.
Dear Steve Fans, er... Unguraits,
First, make sure Bonus Stage is not involved in the
email in any way. Second, steal from Bubs'
Concession Stand. Third, sell the stolen stuff
at an inflated price to people with a lot of
dough. That'd be the perfect plan!
-Shoe-Shoe-Shoe
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} Well, Shoeman, we'll go steal that stuff, if you DO NOT tell us what or what not to referance. We can referance what we want when we want. You might not like us referancing that, but we dought Elly will come to kill us today. {not typing} Let's go!
{Cut to Bubs' Conses5ion Stand.}
UNGURAIT #1: We're here to steal! Now die!
BUBS: That'll be $15.
UNGURAIT #1: We're stealing that too. {shoots Bubs} Let's steal. What the? Nuclear bombs? Strong Bad's death? Doom and despair? A nuetered The Cheat? He can sell these things?
{Cut to the field with several things from Bubs'}
UNGURAIT #1: How much, Slim?
UNGURAIT #2: Didn't the email say no Bonus Stage?
UNGURAIT #1: Who cares what it said? Were not gonna let a stupid Shoe Shiner tell us what to do, are we?
THE OTHER 3 UNGURAITS: No!
UNGURAIT #1: Then let's ask him how much we should put it for!
SLIM: What was the original price for this nuclear bomb?
UNGURAIT #1: Are you sure we should sell that?
SLIM: WHAT WAS IT?!?
UNGURAIT #1: $20.
SLIM: Then let's make it $2000. Now how much was this robot body?
UNGURAIT #1: $99.
SLIM: Then let's make it $9999. How much was this doom and despair?
UNGURAIT #1: Priceless.
{Cut to a blank screen with 2 Bubs heads that eventually turn into the Mastercard logo.}
NARRATER: There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Mastercard.
{Cut back to the field}
SLIM: I'm serious.
UNGURAIT #1: $5.
SLIM: Let's make it $5000.
{Fade to black. Fade in to see that everything has a price tag with large numbers on them.}
SLIM: I'll be rich in no time!
UNGURAIT #1: You mean we'll be rich.
SLIM: That's what I was gonna say, we'll be rich.
UNGURAIT #1: No, us.
SLIM: Right, us.
UNGURAIT #1: Not you.
SLIM: That's right, not me...{gets kicked off the screen.}
UNGURAIT #1: Here comes Homestar.
{Homestar comes in.}
HOMESTAR: Can I have this Strong Bad's death?
UNGURAIT #1: That'll be $2500.
HOMESTAR: Here you go. {gives them $2500}
{6 days later...}
{Cut back to the Steely}
UNGURAIT #1: Well, Shoe-Shine Larry, we referanced Bonus Stage, and now we're rich! Thanks!
{The Paper}
UNGURAIT #1: To Wal-Mart! {they leave}
Easter Eggs
- Click "rich" to see what they bought at Wal-Mart.
{The Unguraits are at the check-out line.}
UNGURAIT #1: We would like to purchase this Steely 801.
Fun Facts
- All the things from Bubs' are from this Tampo email.
- Slim is from Bonus Stage, but you probably figured that out.
- Shoe-Shoe-Shoe calling the Unguraits "Steve fans" is from this Gunhaver email, but Shim-Sham-Sam sent the email.
- The Psychic Cheat is also from Other Character Email Gunhaver.
- The Steely 801 is a Laptop computer made by the same compony as the Steely 701.
