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Email The Unguraits here!

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Dear Ungraits,
I bet I could beat you at arm wrestling!
-Morgan Freeman

Dear Unguraits,
How's the weather up there
Your fan,
Homsardude1

Dear you people,
Does it seem like regardless of what e-mails you get,
you end up doing the same thing anyway? Mebbe it's time
for a little variety.
-Adil

Dear recipient,
This is a notification
form the Puudu corporation.
We would like to ask if you
would buy a shipment of Puudu.
Our spokesman will deliver the crate.
Remember, Puudu tastes great!
-Zita Schmick,
Puudu corp.

Dera Los Reject`es
Sorry to bothers you,
but I have this device I can sell you.
It's a perfectly good Deus Ex Machina button! 
It'll make your problems completely go away for good!
Just one press, that's it!
Problems will be banished from whoever pushes it!
Come and see me! If you can't,
Just press the button and the end of this email!
Absolutely free! (with a 25cent admission)
Sincerely and Honest to Fourth Wall-estly,
Jacob Travis Kingord the Fifth!
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ATTACHEMENT: (_D_E_U_S_ _E_X_ _M_A_C_H_I_N_A_!_)

Dear The Unguraits,
If you could have your own planet,
ruled by you with no conditions or 
anythoing, would you do it?
Click HERE to purchase an Earth-sized planet
of your very own for the amazing price of
$11.01! That's amazing!
But buy today and get an $11 dollars-off
coupon free with purchase! 
This is an amazing once-a-lifetime deal! Don't miss it!
--Magrathea Planets, INC.

Dear Ungurwhatevers,

Knife?

-Lol, K
*TRANSLATION, YES?*
Dear Sirs or Madames,

Are you Arabian desert warriors,
with super sharp and deadly knives?

If so, here's some Arab:
ﭼאָﺄﺧ
-ApocalypX, lol k?

Unguraits,

Kyounnn?

Mesprit

Dear Mr. Ungrait(s),
I am informing you that you have won the lottery!
You must go to the real world to accept your prize, or your win is null and void.
-The Lottery Administation

Dear the Ung..Steve is the Best!
Ooh! You guys have nice robes and a gooder white hat!
Can I have them? You have red eyes!
From,
A Johnny

SPIN MY BUZZER!

Rules

Yes, my email show has rules. Here they are.

1. No hate mail.
2. No threats.
3. No emails relating to the plot of Seasons 3 & 4.
4. Nothing insulting the show, please.
5. No viruses.
6. No Death Seed Plague.

If you do not follow these rules, your email will be removed and unanswered.