Other Character Email The Unguraits/Family Reunion Version 1

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The Unguraits have a family friends reunion.

Cast (In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Elly, Contestro Sevornkey, Tampo, Omsar, Strong Bad, Blue Laser, Bubs

Transcript

UNGURAIT: Let's do the email dance.

Dear Ungies,
Are there any other Ungies?
You should have a family reunion.
-TheCheese

UNGURAIT: {typing} What are Ungies? And, no, we probably shouldn't have a family reunion. Then we would have to invite Elly, and she's kind of...

{Cut to Elly's ship. She chops her own head off with her axe. Cut back to the Steely.}

UNGURAIT: {typing} Yeah. We'll have a friends reunion instead. To the party room!

{Cut to the party room with everyone listed in the cast list (except Elly and Bubs) are there.}

UNGURAIT: We have alot less friends than we thought.

TAMPO: I hate you! I'm not supposed to be here!

UNGURAIT: like Stlunko's not supposed to use contractons in your emails?

TAMPO: ONE TIME!

UNGURAIT: Well, let's...steal stuff.

{Cut to Bubs' CS. The Unguraits seal the Swiss Cake Rolls.}

BUBS: Come back chocolates! I didn't mean what I said!

{Cut back to the Steely. The Unguraits look fat.}

UNGURAIT: {typing} So then we all ate the 57 boxes of SSRs. {groaning} {not typing} I don't feel so good...

{The Paper}

UNGURAIT: You ever feel that some of our emails are too short?

DIFFERENT UNGURAIT: No.