Other Character Email The Unguraits/Einoo the Spork Version 1

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Einoo's jealous.

Cast(In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Einoo the Spork, Elly, Gunhaver

Transcript

UNGURAIT: Haven't checked emails in a while.

Dear Unglued- Nougat- Rugrat- oh, whatever:
How the crap are you getting so many emails?
I never got this many. And my emails are just as funny!
No, I'm not bitter,
-Einoo the Spork

UNGURAIT: {typing} Why do you have a hard time typing our name? It's not that hard. So, you don't get many emails, huh? Well, it's probably because you're A SPORK! Who would email an eating utensil. Quit emails. While you still have time.

{Cut to Einoo's computer}

EINOO: Time for emails!

Why do you have a hard time typing our name?
It's not that hard. So, you don't get
many emails, huh? Well, it's probably because
you're A SPORK! Who would email an eating utensil.
Quit emails. While you still have time.

EINOO: {typing?} What? I'm not gonna quit! You're gonna quit! I'm coming to tell you to quit! {leaves}

{Cut back to the Steely 701}

UNGURAIT: I think we handled that pretty well. {CRASH!(What a surprise)}

{Einoo comes in}

EINOO: Prepare to die!

{Elly comes in}

ELLY: Prepare to die!

{Elly axes Einoo while the Unguraits leave with the Steely. Cut to Cheat Commandos HQ.}

UNGURAIT: Can we check emails here? Elly kicked us out of our house.

GUNHAVER: Okay.

{The Paper}