Other Character Email The Unguraits/Size
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The Unguraits grow/shrink.
Cast(In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Gunhaver, Firebert, Pineface, Ant, Dr. Homsar, Contestro
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: Checking email is like the best thing we do.
Dear All You Unguraits,
I just invented the Grow-Shrink machine.
With it, you can shrink yourself to go under
high-security doors and do all kinds of bandit stuff!
You can also grow yourself to scare Homestar and
others away. Whaddya think? Will you try it? Here it is.
attached: grow-shrink.exe
--Dr. Homsar
UNGURAIT #1: Hmm...{typing} We'll try growing first. {types "grow"}
{The Unguraits grow to an unimaginable size. Cut to Cheat Commandos HQ.}
GUNHAVER: This is great. the CS Commanders are more popular. And it's all {points to Firebert and Pineface} you guys' faults.
PINEFACE: But--
GUNHAVER: Shut up. What else can go wrong?
{The Unguraits (Who are still giant) rip the roof off of the HQ.}
GUNHAVER: OH, CRAP!
UNGURAIT #1: We have come for our revenge!
GUNHAVER: What for?
UNGURAIT #1: You said we suck on 100% public Wiki!
GUNHAVER: Cheat Commandos...RETREAT!
{They run away. Cut to the Unguraits' House}
UNGURAUT #1: Time to shrink. {they shrink to a very small size} What now?
{An ant (Which is now a lot bigger than them) attacks them.}
UNGURAIT #2: I don't think shrinking was such a good idea.
UNGURAIT #1: To the Steely!
{They run to their computer room to find they cant even reach the table or see the computer.}
UNGURAIT #1: How are we gonna grow if we can't even reach the Steely?
{(Dr.) Homsar comes in}
DR. HOMSAR: DAaAaAaAaAaAHey Green Mummies! How the shrinking puppies doin'?
UNGURAITS: {shouting at the top of their lungs} HOMSAR!!! WE'RE DOWN HERE!!!!! HOMSAR!!!!!!!!
DR. HOMSAR: {looks down} Oh, there's the 4 pringles of the southwest. {picks up the Unguraits and grows them to their original size.} So what's with the yellow doritos of California?
UNGURAIT #1: Get out. {Homsar leaves} Well that sucked. Let's delete the file before anything else happens. {The ant grows to a large size} Oh, crap! {They run away}
ANT: {ROOOAAAR!!!}
{Cut to Contestro's lair.}
UNGURAIT #1: Contestro, help!
CONTESTRO: With what? {The Giant ant comes in} Oh, let me get the RDC Robot. {leaves}
{Contestro comes back in with the robot and squishes the ant. Cut back to the Steely.}
UNGURAIT: {typing} Well, "Dr." Homsar, NEVER SEND US ANYTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN! {another ant grows to a giant size} CRAP! {they run away with the ant following them.}
{The Paper}
