Other Character Email The Unguraits/Best Email
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Dudebert wants the best email they got...so they make one!
Cast(In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Strong Bad, The Unguresques, Constro Drake Unguresque Too, Geruchi, Stunt Double
Transcript
UNGURAIT: ...Yeah.
That last email was suckitude!
C'mon guys, you can do better. Give
us the best email you got!
-Dudebert
UNGURAIT: {typing} We know that sucked, but we're gonna make up for it. With another email!
Dear The Unguraits,
What do you look like
with that wrapping off
your face? Unless that
is your face. If it is,
here's five bucks.
CE1
UNGURAIT: {typing} Well...it's not pretty, but...
{Begin to take off their bandages when Strong Bad comes in.}
STRONG BAD: H--
{The bandages are off. The shadow of an uncomprehensable ugly, fear covers Strong Bad and he begins screaming, flailing, and shouting gibberish.}
STRONG BAD: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
{Crashes through the wall. The Unguraits put the bandages back on.}
UNGURAIT: {typing} So, that's why we have these bandages.
DIFFERENT UNGURAIT: But that wasn't good!
UNGURAIT: Okay, one more.
Dear The Unguraits,
What are your 20X6 and 1936 Forms?
-James Desterhoft
UNGURAIT: {typing} COME ON! Don't you guys send GOOD emails anymore? You leave us no choice, but to...make a movie! A The Unuresques movie!
{Cut to The Field. The Unguresques (The Unguraits wearing sunglasses) are in a car. A card shows reading: "The Unguresques One: Not the Next" Another shows reading: "Slightly not in 3-D"}
UNGURESQUE: {immitating a phone} Bring! Bring! {normal voice} Hello?
{Cut to the HQ}
CONTESTRO: Now?
UNGURAIT: {off-screen} Go! Go!
CONSTRO: It's Constro Drake. I need you here away right? I mean Left Away. I mean...now.
{Screen fades to black. Fade back in at HQ.}
CONSTRO: I want you to meet your new partner; Unguresque, Too?
{Pan over to Unguresque Too, who is Omsar with sunglasses.}
UNGURESQUE: Wha?
CONSTRO: Geruchi's planning to destroy the world!
THE UNGURESQUES AND UNGURESQUE TOO: Geruchi!
{Cut to Geruchi's Lair.}
GERUCHI: I'm almost finished with my plan! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
THE UNGURESQUES: Not so fast!
{Pan over to the door to show The Unguresques an Unguresque Too.}
UNGURESQUE: You'll never get away with this! {to U.T.} Get him!
{U.T. get up and kicks Geruchi, who is replaced with with Stunt Double. (Reynold with a costume)}
UNGURESQUE: We did it!
CONSTRO: Good job! You saved the world!
UNGURESQUE: Oh, no...{U.T. joins} Looks like we're gana have to jump!
{They jump off the building as the credits roll.}
The Unguresques - The Unguraits
Unguresque Too - Omsar
Constro Drake - Contestro Sevornkey
Geruchi - Ometar
Stunt Double - Punching Bag
{The Paper}
