Other Character Email The Unguraits/Award
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The Unguraits make their winning FotW speech. (almost a week late)
Cast(In order of appearance): Gavin, The Unguraits, H*R 700, Contestro Sevornkey
Trancript
{The lights are off. Gavin is crawling on the screen. The lights turn on. Gavin scurries off the Steely 801 screen as the Unguraits come in.}
UNGURAIT #1: Email! Email! Go email!
Heyguraits, Have you ever won an award? Yours writingly, Jesty
UNGURAIT #1: Ugh. Noone can spell our name anymore. {typing} Well, Jestor the Mispellinator, we've won Fanstuff of the Week before. We were going to go there now!
UNGURAIT #2: We won that a week ago.
UNGURAIT #1: OH CRAP! We'd better hurry!
{Cut to a stage. H*R is saying his speech.}
H*R 700: I'm so glad Stinkoman 20X6 Enemy Enhancement won Fanstuff of the Week. It all started when I made the Ultamate Jaro. Then Mr. Cradgage requested he make the Ultamate Gre--
UNGURAIT #1: Move it! {they push H*R 700 off the stage}
H*R 700: AHH!
UNGURAIT #1: Sorry we're late. We forgot. We're so glad we won Fanstuff of the Week.
UNGURAIT #2: Last week.
UNGURAIT #1: Shut up. {speeching} Now, it all started when we...decided to make an email show.
H*R 700: Hey! What's the deal?!? I won! It's not my fault you were late! I'm there!
UNGURAIT #1: Hey, you're that guy...S&B 83?
H*R 700: H*R 700!
UNGURAIT #1: Right. Well, look here, Teh_Cheez, we're not gonna miss our award ceremony! It's the only award we've ever gotten!
H*R 700: Well, I don't care how many awards you've ever gotten, whether it's just this one, or 762! I'm speeching!
UNGURAIT #1: We don't care what you're doing!
H*R 700: Well, you're about to. {grows to a very large size} You'd better let me speech, or thing are going to get ugly.
UNGURAIT #1: You're ugly enough, Home$Kool.
H*R 700: THAT'S IT! {lasers them as they dodge} Isn't it good enough that everyone knows you won?
UNGURAIT #1: Waot a minute...you're right. Screw this. {they leave}
{Cut to Contestro's lair.}
CONTESTRO: So, why are you here?
UNGURAIT #1: You know. Email's not long enough.
CONTESTRO: Oh.
UNGURAIT #1: So how'd the sabotage go?
CONTESTRO: Not so good. Their security system was just consisting of {mockingly} locked doors, security cameras, and Blue Laser repelent. {normally} it's like they don'tcare if me and my army attacks. But thewy did. I used that cloning machine of yours I stole to make an army, but they defeated us! And now I have to be {shudders} nice to those guys.
UNGURAIT #1: Well, that should be long enough.
{The Paper}
Easter Eggs
- Click "Jestor the Misspellinator" to see him.
Fun Facts
- The speech is refering to OCE The Unguraits winning last week and Stinkoman 20X6 Enhacements winning this week. (which is why this was late)
- The discussion about Contestro's plan refers to Cloning, and later, the GEmail, Sabotage.
