Other Character Email The Unguraits/Number 4
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Ungurait #4 rises to the top.
Cast(In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Strong Bad, Contestro Sevornkey, Saargtsson, Machamp, Coach Z
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: Time to check emails!
To Ungurait #4,
Why are you always in the back of the group? Move up
to the front! Rise, my son.
1-Up Cheatachu
UNGURAIT #1: {reading} To Ungurait #4-- Oh, it's for you. {#4 gets in front}
UNGURAIT #4: {typing} I'm already at the front. {not typing} Can I check the next email?
UNGURAIT #1: Fine.
UNGURAIT #4: Alright! Next email.
To the Unguraits
Can you match the strength of the gladiators?
Do you have the fire within you?
Do you feel the power in your soul?
Are you a Gladiatitor?
Gotta move at lightnin speed!
Skill and speed are what you need!
There's no turnin back now!
From Dinoshaur
UNGURAIT #4: {typing} Great email! I get to train for the Champeenship on my only time at the front!
{Cut to a scene exactly like "montage", but the Wagon Fulla Pancackes is replaced with The Unguraits. Then cut to the Champeenship Room. The first battler is Contestro.}
CONTESTRO: You won't defeat me!
{They fight. Contestro attempts to kick them, but misses, and hits the scoreboard. Full of elestricity. He dead. The next one is Saargtsson. He tries to laser them, but they dodge. Ungurait #4 kicks his body bit by bit by bit by bit until he doesn't have a head to stand on. The last one, and the Champeen, is Machamp. He Seismic Tosses them, but they're still up. They karate kick him, and...it doesn't do much. Machamp then uses mega kick and KOs them for two seconds until they get up. They then attempt to throw Coach Z (the ref) at Machamp. The part that hits (his face) is the medallion and it KOs him. The Unguraits win! But Machamp gets up and glares at them with extreme hatred. He attempts to karate chop them, but misses. The Unguraits are on the scoreboard. Machamp attempts to Mega Kick them, but hits the electric board. The Unguraits win! For real! Cut back to the Steely as the Unguraits are wearing the Champeenship belt.}
UNGURAIT #4: Well Dinoshaur, I won the Champeenship, and got this shiny belt. Thanks!
{The Paper}
Easter Eggs
- Click "Won" to see:
{Cut to the Champeenship room. Machamp's eyes open with extreme anger showing in them.}
