Other Character Email The Unguraits/Football
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Pig-skinned madness!
Cast (In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Possessed Squid, Walt, Contestro Sevornkey, Kotra, Jan, Bubs, Death Seed Virus, Strong Bad, Gunhaver, Homsar (easter egg), Imitation Strong Bad, Trevor (easter egg)
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: Rya, demons, robots, what next?
Watch out!!! The football Contestro gave you is a bomb! It will take revenge and use its pig-skined brothers to enslave the human race! Agg! Ones got me! Nooooooo... .....
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} Footballs? FOOT BALLS?? We have to deal with sick and twisted crap, but nothing like this! Contstro didn't even give us a football! {Cut to a bush}
POSSESSED SQUID: Here he comes! Quick Walt, drop the ball! {Walt's arm streches out from the bush and drops a football with a clock on it. Contestro goes by and picks up the football. Cut back to the Conty.}
UNGURAIT #1: What kind of retarded things will they think up before they realize they have no lives? {Contestro comes in}
CONTESTRO: Hey, guys! Guess what a long, black arm from a bush just gave me?
UNGURAIT #1: {sarcastically} A football?
CONTESTRO: {holds up football} Yeah! How'd ya know?
ALL UNGURAITS: AHHHH!!! Stay away from us! {they run away}
CONTESTRO: Aww...I wanted to play football with them. {pan out to see the three demons watching}
POSSESSED SQUID: What? How could they have known? Unless, someone warned him! The only people who could have known are you, {points to Walt} you, {points to Kotra} or people who can see the future! Well, anyway, I must search for the traitor! I'm watching you two! {They all leave. Zoom in on the screen.}
CONTESTRO: I'm sure I can get someone to play with me! {Cut to a montage with the Stinkoman 20X6 level 9 music playing. Contestro asks, with no sound, several characters. They are Jan, Bubs, Death Seed Virus, Strong Bad, and Gunhaver in that order. They all refuse.} Oh, man. Nobody wants to play football with me. Well, I'll just have to play with myself. I'll just kick it as hard as I can. {Contestro backs up. Pan over to the right to see the Squid, Walt, and Kotra getting ready to grab it. Contestro charges forward to kick it. As soon as he does, all of them are covered in ashes, badly damaged.} You have 5 munutes to run.
POSSESSED SQUID: Really?
CONTESTRO: Minutes, seconds, I'm bad at math.
WALT: Whay are we scared of him? He's weak!
CONTETRO: Oh, really? {Claps his hands and the RDC robot flies onto the ground. Contestro gets in.}
KOTRA: You were saying?
WALT: Shut up, Kotra.
{Cut to Australia. The Unguraits are still running.}
UNGURAIT #1: Did we lose it yet? {Pan over to Imitation Strong Bad}
IMITATION STRONG BAD: I don't know. You tell me.
UNGURAIT #1: AHHHH!!! Stay away from us! {they run away}
IMITATION STRONG BAD: What the jibney is their problem?
{The Paper}
Easter Eggs
- Click on Gunhaver to see Contestro asking Homsar.
- Click on Imitation Strong Bad at the end.
{Trevor attacks him and knocks him offscreen}
