Other Character Email The Unguraits/Homeschool
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The Unguraits...umm...answer an email...
Cast (In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Homeschool Winner, Homeskull Whiner, Kyle, Evil, Harvax XVII, Fullbides, Chorches, Astromunds, Shadowy Figure
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: Email is the Metropolis of the computer communication.
Dear Jawas, er, The Unguraits, All right, you'd better answer this. Anyway, do you know Homeschool Winner? Are you affiliated with him? Well, you will be in the future. You'll have more power. Anyway, how's your relationship with Homeschool right now? -Shim-Sham-Sam
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} HOMESCHOOOL?!? That NERD?? We hate him! He SUCKS!!! We shall NEVER EVER PLEVER!!! be friends with him! JIBNEY!!!!! In fact, you are DELETED!!! {DELETED!!!}
HOMESCHOOL: {offscreen} Hey guys.
UNGURAIT #1: Ahh! {pan out} Oh, it's you. What are you doing here?
HOMESCHOOL: I just got an email that said I'll have lots of power if I affiliated with you.
HOMESKULL: More power!! I'LL RULE THE WORLD WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF THE WAY!!! {insane, evil laughing}
UNGURAIT #1: What?!
HOMESCHOOL: Sorry. I have an evil demon posessing me.
UNGURAIT #1: Just what we need. More bad guys.
HOMESCHOOL: Now let's get some power!
HOMESKULL: More power! MORE!!! {more insane, evil laughing}
UNGURAIT #1: Stop that.
{They leave. Cut to The Unguraits' candy factory.}
UNGURAIT #1: So, what are we gonna do?
HOMESKULL: We put mind control devices in the candy to control thousands. Then we send the army to destroy everyone and unleash the dark demons of Hell! Then I shall rule the world once I kill you!!! {still more insane, evil laughing}
UNGURAIT #1: Oh...DESTROY HIM!
{Kyle attacks Homeskull. Cut to the sanitation clinic. Homeskull is in a straightjacket.}
HOMESKULL: You can't keep me here forever! I will rule the world!!!
UNGURAIT #1: Well, that sucked.
KYLE: Sir! Someone stole the candy factory!
UNGURAIT #1: Who can steal a candy factory?
EVIL: {offscreen} I can! {pan out}
UNGURAIT #1: Whoa, whoa, whoa. We killed you!
EVIL: Yes, but you should know that every time a Bonus Stage character dies, they always come back! And I won't rest until you're gone!
UNGURAIT #1: So you're just gonna keep coming back over and over until we're dead?
EVIL: Yes. I have gone to the future to recruit some guys to destroy you. Harvax XVII! Destroy them!
{Harvax XVII shoots the Unguraits with his gun. The Unguraits dodge each bullet. Evil launches several fullbides, chorches (but no Chorch Commander) and astromunds. The Unguraits and Kyle fight each one off and the Unguraits go for Evil. They attempt to punch him, but Evil dodges. He uses a psychic ball of energy to destroy them, but the Unguraits dodge it. They grab a mind control device from the bag of them Homeskull gave them and throws it at Evil. Evil becomes dazed and is no longer moving.}
UNGURAIT #1: Now, you will leave us alone forever, and won't come back. Now leave. {Evil leaves} Well, that went well.
{Cut to Evil's lair. The shadowy figure removes the mind control device.}
SHADOWY FIGURE: You failed to destroy them. I don't like failure.
EVIL: I'm sorry. They had--
SHADOWY FIGURE: --Mind control devices. I don't like failure. {He looms over Evil to destroy him.}
EVIL: It's...It's you! {The Shadowy Figure destroys him.}
SHADOWY FIGURE: I will destroy them. I just need--{looks at mind control device} A mind control device...{laughs evilly. Fade to black.}
{The Paper}
