Other Character Email The Unguraits/No Stealing
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The Unguraits try to stop stealing for a month...HIT THE DECK!!!
Cast(In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Offscreen Voices, Kyle, Dr. Homsar
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: Emails 4 you and me! And these guys!
Dear Unguraits, I bet you 1,000,000 american dollars that you can't go without stealing for a month. Ha Ha Ha, -Dennis
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} A month? That's easy. Prepare those money sacks. {They leave. Cut to the Unguraits' TV room.} Let's watch some TV. {Presses a button on the remote}
NEWS GUY: {offscreen} Chris Con was arrested for stealing--
UNGURAIT #1: Boring. {changes channel}
OTHER NEWS GUY: {offscreen} He is wanted for stealing--
UNGURAIT #1: Crap. {changes channel}
CAR SALESMAN: Look at this amazing car! It's a total steal!
UNGURAIT #1: {throws remote into TV} Let's read a book. {Goes to a bookshelf to find books such as "How to Steal," "World's Greatest Thieves," "Bandits," and other books involving stealing.} Who needs books, anyway? We'll, uh...check emails! {Cut to the Steely 801} Email time again!
Dear Great Thieves, Will you steal the bed? -Guy
UNGURAITS: {whimper in unison. Fade to black. Fade in to see the Unguraits in a corner}
KYLE: What's up?
UNGURAITS: {babbling in unison}
KYLE: You guys want some soup?
UNGURAITS: {babbling in unison}
KYLE: You guys want to check emails?
UNGURAITS: {babbling in unison}
KYLE: It's been 2 weeks since you've moved from that spot. I'm starting to worry about you.
UNGURAITS: {babbling in unison}
KYLE: I'm calling a doctor who's an expert in this stuff. {fade to black. Fade in to see Dr. Homsar in the room.} What's wrong with them?
DR. HOMSAR: {to The Unguraits} What's with the rest of the clan?
UNGURAITS: {babbling in unison}
DR. HOMSAR: {to Kyle} They gotta get a peice of salty puzzle!
KYLE: Oh...I don't get it.
{1 week later...}
KYLE: It's been a month. You have to get up.
UNGURAITS: Huh?
KYLE: It's been a month.
UNGURAIT #1: Woo-hoo! It's been a month, and we haven't stolen a thing! Time to claim our fortune. {they leave}
KYLE: Huh? What just happened? {Dr. Homsar comes in.}
DR. HOMSAR: AaAaAaAaAaAaAa!! They got their salty puzzle.
KYLE: ...yeah.
{The Paper}
