Other Character Email The Unguraits/Mysterious Past
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The Unguraits get visited by a ghost!
Cast (In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Gost, Ungurait Pharoah, The Boss Trio Reloaded
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: EEEMMMAAAIIILLL!!!
Deat Teh U, Unravel that TP on your head and let your face show! -Josh
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} We answered this question a long time ago! Time for...DELETE-- {stops typing} huh? {zoom on a key labeled "Ghostly Sprit"} Never noticed that button before. {Presses key. A ghost appears.} Who are you?
GOST: I am Gost. I am here to warn you about something bad.
UNGURAIT #1: Why didn't you tell us about this before?!?
GOST: I forgot. I just put that key there, like, 5 seconds ago. I am warning you of the evil Ungurait Pharoah.
UNGURAIT #1: We know about the Sha-- What did you say?
GOST: The Ungurait Pharoah has been planning to destroy you for hundreds of years.
UNGURAIT #1: That's...creepy. And unrelated to this email's title.
GOST: I don't care. The title is what it is. What is it?
UNGURAIT #1: "Mysterious Past."
GOST: Oh. Well the name stays. Anyway, I'm going to take you to the past.
UNGURAIT #1: That's...a little related.
GOST: I know. Now let's go. {Cut to the past in the Pharoah's pyramid. He is building three robots (Chorch Commander, The Trickster, and Sidekick Bob). Everyhthing Gost says happens} He was plotting to destroy you with three robots programmed to destroy you. But they went haywire and turned into ruthless robot wanting to destroy anyone who defies them. They left the pyramid and killed every Ungurait in their paths. Luckily, you weren't there at the time. You four didn't know that you would someday save the universe from these robots, but the Pharoah did. He knew everyone in the universe would praise you and not him. So he plotted to destroy you by creating three robots to--
UNGURAIT #1: Hold on! You're starting all over again!
GOST: Oh right. Well, once the Pharoah found out the robots were back, his plan was back into action. He called them to the pyramid to discuss the plan. Unfortunately, only one was available at the time, which made the plan change. He made the robot team up with four people called WUSS to make a plan. After he was crushed by a meteor--
UNGURAIT #1: Now you're talking about things that are going to happen.
GOST: I said "Warn," not tell you about past stuff. Anyway, the robot will be crushed by a meteor, which is part of the Pharoah's plan. {Cut back to the Unguraits' House} And that's it.
UNGURAIT #1: What about the thing the Pharoah does after the robot get destroyed?
GOST: I don't know that. I'm not psychic.
UNGURAIT #1: Then how did you--
GOST: Bye. {leaves}
UNGURAIT #1: Well, that was a huge waste of time. As I was saying...DELETED! {DELETED!}
{The Paper}
