Other Character Email The Unguraits/Anything
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The Unguraits do what they've always wanted to do.
Cast(In order of appearance): The Unguraits, Director, Master Shake, Frylock, Meatwad, Super Sam, H*R 700, C.Olimar788, Dennis Dunjinman
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: This email is the one where we check an email.
UNGURAIT #2: Shouldn't we save Ungurait #4?
UNGURAIT #1: Later. Now we check!
Dear ungratefuls, What will you do now? Do something you always wanted to do but you didn't have time. -Danny
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} Well, we never wanted to do much. But now that we actually have time, we can finally...DO WHATEVER WE WANT! {not typing} Let's go!
{Cut to way beneath the ocean. Ungurait #1 is holding a long list.}
UNGURAIT #1: First thing on the list: Feed an electric eel to a shark. Since #4 isn't here, #3 will have to do it.
UNGURAIT #3: What?!?
UNGURAIT #1: You heard me.
{Ungurait #3 grabs an electric eel (which shocks him) and feed it to a shark. Cut to a factory that makes t-shirts.}
UNGURAIT #1: Second: Put our faces on each and every t-shirt here.
{They start sticking Ungurait stickers on every t-shirt on the conveyer belt. Cut to a tv show set.}
UNGURAIT #1: Third: Become guest stars in a TV show.
DIRECTOR: Okay ATHF episode: "Unguraits" and...action!
MASTER SHAKE: Who are you 3?
UNGURAIT #1: We are The Unguraits: Evil masterminds from the future.
FRYLOCK: From the future?
UNGURAIT #1: We were sent to warn you of something that's going to destroy you.
FRYLOCK: I thought you said you were evil.
UNGURAIT #1: What? W-We are, but this will also happen to us. Now-- Ooh! Is that pizza?
MEATWAD: Yep. Made it with sand. Do you like it?
UNGURAIT #1: Sand pizza? We just ate this?
MASTER SHAKE: I told you it sucks. Now go to your room.
MEATWAD: But there's an evil monkey in my room.
MASTER SHAKE: I know. I put it there. Now go to your room before I go Hulk on you.
MEATWAD: AHH! NO! {rolls away}
FRYLOCK: Now about that thing?
UNGURAIT #1: What thing? Oh yeah, that thing. Well, a meteor is about to crash right here on this house.
FRYLOCK: When?
UNGURAIT #1: About...now. {meteor crashes on them. pan to see the Unguraits watching the episode.} Well, that went better than expected.
{Cut to a bank}
UNGURAIT #1: Four: Steal from the bank.
UNGURAIT #2: We've done that before.
UNGURAIT: I know.
{They steal the money. Cut to The Unguraits at the Steely 801}
UNGURAIT #1: And fifth: Have a second email in our inbox.
No more emails. Tough luck.
UNGURAIT #1: Oh well. That's the end.
{Cut to the Forretress of Wiki-Tude. Ungurait #4 is still tied up.}
SUPER SAM: I expected them to be here by now.
UNGURAIT #4: Me too...
{The Paper}
Fun Facts
- The TV show The Unguraits are in is Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
- But the evil monkey Meatwad mentions is from Family Guy.
