Other Character Email The Unguraits/Butt Dance
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The Unguraits butt danceand Kyle gets replaced.
Cast(In order of appearance): The Unguraits, A Jaro, Mr. Cradgage, Contestro Sevornkey, The Ungrates (easter egg), A can (easter egg), Crontes Sevorn (easter egg)
Transcript
UNGURAIT #1: Wait...why are we skipping an email?
JARO: The director's outta ideas. We're making this the next one.
UNGURAIT #1: AHH! What are you doing here?!?
JARO: I'm replacing Kyle.
UNGURAIT #1: What the-- I'm getting the director. DIRECTOR! {Mr. Cradgage comes in}
MR. CRADGAGE: Yeah?
UNGURAIT #1: What is this about replacing Kyle?
MR. CRADGAGE: Oh, that. Well, we've been getting several complaints about his virus problem and we had to do something about it, so we decided to replace him.
UNGURAIT #1: Well, we won't stand for this! Complaints or not, Kyle has a virus!
MR. CRADGAGE: Oh, okay...I wonder if there are any bandit guys considering showbiz.
UNGURAIT #1: Hey, hey, hey! Buddy! Did we say "We won't stand for it"? We meant "We will gladly let you replace him".
MR. CRADGAGE: That's what I thought. Now check your email and accept Kyle's replacement. If you complain anymore, I'll replace you like a mad man. {leaves}
UNGURAIT #1: Well, this is gonna be a change of pace. We'll check now.
Dear Unguraits 1, 2, 3, and 4, Have you tried a buttdance? Those kinds are pretty popular nowadays. -Markie, I mean, Marky
UNGURAIT #1: {typing} Uhh..."buttdance"? We're not doing that.
MR. CRADGAGE: {offscreen} Replacement.
UNGURAIT #1: Ugh...alright, we'll do it. {they begin to do Homestar's butt dance when Contestro comes in, shocked}
CONTESTRO: ...What are you doing?
UNGURIAT #1: A butt dance.
CONTESTRO: Oh...can I join?
JARO: And me?
UNGURAIT #1: Sure! {They all do the butt dance, even after the paper comes down.}
{The Paper}
Easter Eggs
- Click on The Unguraits to see an old-timey "rump jig" with the Ungrates, A can, and Crotes Sevorn.
- Click on Contestro to see an 20X6 "booty groove" with the Angaraines, A Jaro, and Carteen Sraven.
