Other Character Email The Wheelchair/worm catching

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The Wheelchair Email #7

Contents

Summary

The Wheelchair tries to catch The Worm.

Cast (in order of appearance): The Wheelchair, The Worm, Sherlock, walkie-talkie guy, a gorilla, Eh! Steve

Plot: None

Computer: Wheely 145

Lines: 110

Page Title: Wheely 145

Release Date: March 6, 2006

Transcript

{types the_wheelchair_email.exe}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {singing} If I wasn't checking emails I would be trying to catch Eh! Steve!

{an email pops up on the Wheely 145}

THE WHEELCHAIR: NO, I HAVE NOT MADE OFF WITH EH! STEVE YET! But...I can help Sherlock catch The Worm. {typing} So the first thing you have to do is call up some animal expert guy and ask for his help. You can skip this step if you want, because the only word you're going to hear from him is 'Crikey!!' I think we should move on to the next step.

{cut to The Worm's hole}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Sherlock should be here any moment.

{The Worm pops out of his hole and Sherlock jumps onscreen. He grabs The Worm with his mouth and begins to pull.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Now I'm going to help Sherlock.

{The Wheelchair rolls over to Sherlock and indentions on The Worm appear (because The Wheelchair has invisible arms).}

THE WORM: Let go!

THE WHEELCHAIR: No!

THE WORM: But I see a stampede of flying rocks!

{the scene pauses and The Wheelchair pops up outside the scene}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Now this is where I went wrong - I didn't believe The Worm. Because there were flying rocks.

{The Wheelchair goes away and the scene plays from where it left off}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Do you hear something?

THE WORM: I mean eet! There really ees a stampede eef flying rocks!

{Flying rocks come on screen blocking everything so you can only see the rocks. They leave and The Worm is no where to be seen.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Maybe we should try a different approach.

{Cut to The Wheelchair holding a rope standing next to Sherlock. He lets go.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: I have motion sensors set up so when The Worm pops up that over there cage will fall. In his hole is a platform that will be forced up when motion sensors go off. Wait...this seems oddly familar.

SHERLOCK: {mumbling}

THE WHEELCHAIR: I'm sorry. Can you repeat that?

SHERLOCK: {mumbling}

THE WHEELCHAIR: What does herboshebalocomo mean?

{The Worm pops up. The cage drops.}

THE WORM: HELP!

THE WHEELCHAIR: We finally got him!

SHERLOCK: {mumbling}

THE WORM: What does herboshebalocomo mean?

THE WHEELCHAIR: I don't know, you don't know, we all don't know.

SHERLOCK: {mumbling}

THE WORM: What are you eveen going to do to me?

THE WHEELCHAIR: That's to Sherlock to know and you to find out.

{Sherlock takes out a knife and fork and is wearing a bib}

THE WORM: No! Don't eat me!

THE WHEELCHAIR: Can't you do something less gross than to eat him? Like, make him your servant, or like, put a curse on him for the rest of his life?

SHERLOCK: {mumbling}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Can't you speak Engrish? Or maybe even Spanish? Japanese works too.

SHERLOCK: Gusano mi favorito comida.

THE WHEELCHAIR: When did you learn Spanish?

SHERLOCK: {mumbling}

THE WHEELCHAIR: In Spanish, Engrish, or Japanese please.

SHERLOCK: {mumbling}

THE WHEELCHAIR: I'll take that as a no.

SHERLOCK: Espalda dámelo negocio.

THE WHEELCHAIR: You're not going to eat The Worm! {lifts up cage and takes The Worm}

SHERLOCK: {mumbling angrily}

{The Wheelchair rolls away quickly. Sherlock runs after The Wheelchair. He takes out a walkie-talkie}

SHERLOCK: {mumbling}

GUY ON OTHER SIDE OF WALKIE-TALKIE: You're chasing a white Bronco?

THE WHEELCHAIR: It's a black-and-white wheelchair, you gorillas!

{The Wheelchair rolls into a gorilla. The gorilla picks up The Wheelchair and snatches The Worm. He chucks The Worm.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: I didn't mean it, big gorilla. Gorillas are actually cool and very intelligent!

{cut to Sherlock looking down at The Worm holding a fork and knife}

THE WORM: Help!

{cut back to The Wheelchair and the gorilla}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Help!

{the gorilla throws The Wheelchair straight up}

THE WHEELCHAIR: I should have brought my rocket boosters!

{the gorilla beats on his chest}

EH! STEVE: {offscreen} Eh! Stop!

THE WHEELCHAIR: {falling} Eh! Steve? I didn't teach you to say - ow!

{The Wheelchair hits the ground and Eh! Steve comes onscreen}

EH! STEVE: The Wheelchair likes pink fuzzy bunnies.

THE WHEELCHAIR: Stop that!

EH! STEVE: Bunnies! Bunnies! Pink fuzzy bunnies! The Wheelchair likes pink fuzzy bunnies!

THE WHEELCHAIR: I'm gonna go save The Worm.

{The Wheelchair walks over to Sherlock}

THE WHEELCHAIR: I can't stand to see you eat The Worm and neither will the audiences so I'm going to put up the scene missing screen.

{The screen goes black with the words "scene missing" on the screen. After a few seconds, the screen goes back to Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land. Sherlock is laying on his side, and The Worm is wearing a black belt.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Do worms taste like snails?

THE WORM: No, of course not. We taste leeke...brussel sprouts deeped eento chocoleete!

{Eh! Steve leans onscreen and licks his lips}

THE WORM: Fix my hole! Quick!

THE WHEELCHAIR: No can do, wormy.

THE WORM: Five bucks?

THE WHEELCHAIR: Six. Hundred. Thousand.

THE WORM: Do I look like an ATM?

THE WHEELCHAIR: Do I look like an ATM?

THE WORM: To be honest, no.

THE WHEELCHAIR: To be honest, no.

THE WORM: Stop that!

THE WHEELCHAIR: I will...once you give me an ATM.

{The Worm jumps into The Wheelchair's seat}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Good. Now I will put a curse on you!

THE WORM: You don't know any curses.

THE WHEELCHAIR: Well, you'll be my servant!

THE WORM: How much do I get paid?

THE WHEELCHAIR: You're the ATM, you tell me.

THE WORM: Just hurry up! I think Eh! Steve is beginning to move toward us!

{cut to The Wheelchair at the Wheely 145}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} Now, The Worm isn't eaten or anything, but he's now my servant! Mwah ha ha! {lightning strikes.} Wow. That was pretty cool. Lightning striking. Anyways, check this out. {not typing} The Worm!

{the screen zooms out and The Worm is next to The Wheelchair}

THE WORM: What do you want?

THE WHEELCHAIR: Tell the people that I am your master.

THE WORM: He's my master.

{the camera zooms in on the Wheely 145 again}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} Oh, and the pink fuzzy bunnies thing is no where close to true. Eh! Steve just made the whole thing up.

{the paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on pink fuzzy bunnies to see Eh! Steve's music video:

{Eh! Steve is onscreen and the background is a swirling rainbow}

EH! STEVE: {singing} Pink...fuzzy...bunnies. Eh! bunnies! Pink...fuzzy...bunnies. Eh! pink! Pink like bunnies. Wheelchair likes pink bunnies. Fuzzy bunnies. Chair bunnies. Bunnies!

Fun Facts

  • The Wheelchair breaks the fourth wall.
  • "Crikey!" is a reference to Steve Irwin and The Crocodile Hunter.
  • Flying rocks and pink fuzzy bunnies are a reference to the previous email.
  • The Wheelchair and The Worm cannot understand Sherlock's mumblings, but the guy on the walkie-talke can.
  • Gusano mi favorito comida translates to worm my favorite food. Espalda dámelo negocio translates to back to business.
  • Engrish is a reference to Videro Games.
  • The "scene is missing" sign comes from Parsnips-a-Plenty.
  • The white Bronco is a reference to the OJ Simpson chase.
  • Eh! Steve's favorite food is brussel sprouts dipped into chocolate and then frozen.
  • This is the first email to be over 100 lines.


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