Other Character Email The Wheelchair/Wheelshort 2

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Wheelshort #2

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Summary

The Wheelchair goes Sherlock hunting.

Cast (in order of appearance): The Wheelchair, Sherlock, Ready For Primetime, Eh! Steve

Lines: 42

Page Title: Wheel Short! Wheel Hunting!

Release Date: December 15, 2007

Transcript

{The Wheelchair is in Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land holding a leaf blower in his invisible hands.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {to audience} Be very very quiet. I'm going cowcopter hunting.

{The camera follows The Wheelchair to Sherlock, who is sleeping on the ground. The Wheelchair gets directly behind him and turns on the leaf blower.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: This should do him in.

{Sherlock wakes up, and he runs offscreen to the right. The Wheelchair follows him, and the screen pans to the right.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: What the heck! That leaf blower should have stunned you!

{The Wheelchair tosses the leaf blower offscreen and takes out a wrench. He goes behind Sherlock, who has his back to The Wheelchair, and raises the wrench above his handlebars.}

READY FOR PRIMETIME: {jumping onscreen and in front of The Wheelchair, blocking him from hitting Sherlock} Just what do you think you're doing?

THE WHEELCHAIR: Get out of my way, Prime-guy! I need to hunt Sherlock!

READY FOR PRIMETIME: For what purpose?

THE WHEELCHAIR: Um...I don't know. I'm bored? Just move or I'll hit you!

READY FOR PRIMETIME: No.

{The Wheelchair hits Ready For Primetime with the wrench and he falls over. The Wheelchair raises the wrench above his head again, but this time, Eh! Steve jumps in front of Sherlock.}

EH! STEVE: Eh! No heetting Sheerlock!

THE WHEELCHAIR: I'll be glad to hit you!

{As The Wheelchair swings down on Eh! Steve, Eh! Steve jumps on Sherlock.}

EH! STEVE: Eh! Geeddy-up!

{Sherlock jumps into the air and over The Wheelchair, landing on the left side of the screen. The Wheelchair rolls to the left side of the screen, but Sherlock jumps back over The Wheelchair and lands on the right side again.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: No fair! You can't use jumping skills to cheap me out of the hunting!

EH! STEVE: Yees we can! Where's theere ee rulebeek?

THE WHEELCHAIR: Right here. {The Wheelchair pulls out a book entitled "Rulebook of Prey that are being Hunted by The Wheelchair".}

EH! STEVE: Eend what? Eef I deen't follow the rules, the poleece weell come?

THE WHEELCHAIR: Um...yes.

{a cop car comes onscreen}

EH! STEVE: Eh! Run!

{Sherlock bounces offscreen with Eh! Steve on him, and The Wheelchair follows them. Cut to The Wheelchair onscreen along with Eh! Steve on top of Sherlock.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Okay, I can see that it is very hard hunting a cowcopter. You win, Sherlock.

EH! STEVE: Heerd? Eet's not heerd at all! Ready For Primetime and I were just trying to annoy you because we were bored! If I left Sherlock here, I'm sure theet you'd be able to hunt heem easily. {hops off Sherlock} Just deen't use a wrench. {walks offscreen}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Don't use a wrench? What else do I have!?

{The Wheelchair rolls up to Sherlock, who does not move. The Wheelchair raises the wrench above his handlebars and swings down on Sherlock. Upon impact, the wrench explodes and The Wheelchair flies back and offscreen.}

SHERLOCK: Herboshebalocomo.

{The screen fades to black, and the words "The End" appear in white text.}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on the 'D' in end to see what happened to Ready For Primetime:

{Ready For Primetime gets off the ground and stands up.}

READY FOR PRIMETIME: Good thing that cop car thought I was dead, or else I might've been arrested for absolutely no reason! I'm very lucky to be -

{A fragment of the wrench flies onscreen and knocks Ready For Primetime out.}

Fun Facts

  • The Wheelchair's first line is very similar to Elmer Fudd's catchphrase.


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