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The Wheelchair Email #8

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Summary

The Wheelchair drinks a grapermelon slushie, then tries to make his own.

Cast (in order of appearance): The Wheelchair, George, Guy at slushie stand, Eh! Steve

Plot: None

Computer: Wheely 145

Lines: 78

Page Title: Grapermelon?

Release Date: March 15, 2006

Transcript

{The Wheelchair types the_wheelchair_email.exe}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {singing} Check, check, check check check! You have to check your email! Email!

{an email pops up}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} Wait a minute...that 145 guy wanted me to kiss Eh! Steve? Just the thought of that gives me the jibblies. I'm not one for like trends...well, except for that bad guy one...but I'm pretty sure 145 didn't want me to kiss Eh! Steve. {clears screen} So, Humming Frog, you got a watermelonish-grapish-flavored slushie. I'm thinking... {a picture of a cup with a greenish-purplish blob in it pops up and then leaves after a few seconds} Okay. That for some reson seems somewhat tasty. But how to acquire such an slushie?

GEORGE: {offscreen} I know how! There's a carnival down by The Hole. They're serving grapermelon slushies there.

THE WHEELCHAIR: {whispering and not typing} I knew that! I'm trying to build suspense! My mental therapist told me to do that!

GEORGE: You go to mental therapy?

THE WHEELCHAIR: Oh...um...cut to the next scene already!

{Cut to The Wheelchair at the carnival. He rolls over to a stand with the sign word "slushies" on it.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Can I have a grapermelon slushie?

GUY AT STAND: Oh, sorry, we're fresh out. We sold our last grapermelon slushie to that man over there. {whispering} Well actually I'm not even sure he's a man.

{The Wheelchair turns to see Eh! Steve with the last slushie. The Wheelchair rolls over to him.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: You little stealer of slushies! That's supposed to be my slushie!

EH! STEVE: Eh! The Wheelchair!

THE WHEELCHAIR: Don't Eh! The Wheelchair me! You stole my slushie!

EH! STEVE: Slooshie?

THE WHEELCHAIR: Oh, come on! He can't even say slushie!

EH! STEVE: Slashie?

THE WHEELCHAIR: Slushie! Now give me back my slushie!

{The Wheelchair steals Eh! Steve's slushie and rolls away. Eh! Steve chases after him.}

EH! STEVE: Chive my beak my slashie!

THE WHEELCHAIR: {to himself} Again I forgot my rocket boosters! How stupid am I?

EH! STEVE: Chairy stuzzpid.

{The Wheelchair rolls onto the ferris wheel. Eh! Steve gets on the third seat behind The Wheelchair's. The Wheelchair rides it to the top, but the ride breaks.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {without any enthusiasm} Wow. What a coincedence.

EH! STEVE: Eh! Coinseedence

THE WHEELCHAIR: You're getting better.

{The Wheelchair looks down and sees the grapermelon slushie}

THE WHEELCHAIR: What a perfect time to drink this!

EH! STEVE: {jumping out of his chair in slow-mo} Nnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

{The pace goes back to normal, the camera zooms out so you can see the whole ferris wheel, and Eh! Steve quickly hits the ground so hard he goes into the pavement. The camera zooms in on The Wheelchair.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Score!

{The Wheelchair drinks the whole slushie in five seconds}

THE WHEELCHAIR: This slushie tastes kind of...strange. Like a cactus and whatsit mixed themselves together and then a bottle of wine squeesed it together to make a slushie. So the only way to know if all grapermelon slushies taste this way is to make some myself! Now...how do I get down from here? Yeah, now I really wish I brought my rocket boosters!

{A floating train flies up to The Wheelchair's chair. George is the conductor.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: You stole Homsar's train!

GEORGE: This proves this is a crazy cartoon.

THE WHEELCHAIR: Well you're the crazy conductor.

{cut to The Wheelchair in his kitchen}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Ignoring all of that wierd stuff that just happened, I'm now going to make my very own grapermelon slushie. Now I'm going to take my watermelon and my grapes {the camera moves to the right revealing grapes and a watermelon} and mix their juice together in this squeezer right here. {the camera moves more to the right revealing a squeezer} First I will place these grapes here in the squeezer. {The Wheelchair places all the grapes he has into the squeezer and turns the knob. The grapes turn to juice and fall into a cup. Then he takes out a knife.} I will use this knife to cut up this watermelon.

{George pokes his head onscreen}

GEORGE: Stop stating the obvious!

{George leaves}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Yes, I should do that. {cuts up the watermelon and places it in the squeezer}

{The Wheelchair turns the knob and most of the watermelon turns into liquid and falls into the cup. The green part stays solid. The Wheelchair keeps trying to turn the knob.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: This will squeeze out juice eventually.

{the watermelon flies up into the air and breaks the window}

THE WHEELCHAIR: I'm going to call...my insurance company.

{rushes offscreen and comes back}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Never mind that. I need to finish this slushie. I'm going to need snow.

{It begins to snow outside. The Wheelchair rolls outside and collects some snow. Then he adds it to his mix of grape juice and watermelon juice. He stirs it around with a spoon for a few seconds.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: It's finally done! Now for the moment of truth.

{he tastes the slushie}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Hey! This isn't half bad! I'm on my way to becoming a professional slushie maker! Wait a minute...if this is grapermelon, then what flavor did I get at the carnival?

{cut back to the Wheely 145}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} So as it turns out, grapermelon isn't that bad, Humming Frog. It was pretty good. But what kind of name is grapermelon! Couldn't the creators come up with a better name, like watergrape, grapemelon, melongrape, sliced grapes, or grapity melon? And this brings me to my conclusion, but just what flavor did Eh! Steve buy at that carnival?

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on "bad boy" when The Wheelchair types it to see The Wheelchair wearing a black vest.
  • Click on "carnival" at the end to see Eh! Steve buying a slushie:

GUY AT STAND: And just what flavor do you want?

EH! STEVE: Eh! Fuzzy cheese!

Fun Facts

  • The Wheelchair breaks the fourth wall.
  • The Wheelchair mentions jibblies


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