Other Character Email The Wheelchair/snails

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The Wheelchair Email #4

Contents

Summary

The Wheelchair gets an email asking what his favorite food is. Then a monster comes.

Cast (in order of appearance): The Wheelchair, Waiter, George, Rockholz

Plot: None

Computer: Wheely 145

Lines: 58

Page Title: Wheely 145

Release Date: February 11, 2006

Transcript

THE WHEELCHAIR: My friend told me to check out some website. {types 'run internet'} He told me to go to {typing} homestarrunner.com. {Stops typing. Reads off computer screen} Your computer needs flash player. Click here to download. {clicks on link} Sorry, but there is not enough memory on your computer to download flash player. {stops reading} I knew I should have bought the five MB computer! Mine only stores three KB! Anyways, it is time to checka my email.

{The Wheelchair types the_wheelchair_email.exe}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {singing} Email is awesome! Awesomer than most stuff! But not all stuff!

{an email pops up}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {reads San Antonio as the sands of Anthony} My favorite food, Dan, the sandman? {typing}Well Mr. Sandman, my favorite food was discovered when I went to Paris.

{screen starts to go into a flashback}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {not typing} Wait! Don't go into a flashback yet!

{the screen stops going into a flashback}

THE WHEELCHAIR: So, you asked me what my favorite food was? {typing} It was in Paris that I discovered the great taste of snails.

KIDS VOICES: Ewwwwww!!!

THE WHEELCHAIR: {not typing} Yes, I know. It does sound disgusting. But, I mean, {typing} there are way more disgusting foods out there. Just look at Sherlock, his favorite food is worms. And Eh! Steve's favorite food is brussel sprouts dipped into chocolate and then frozen! And I don't even want to tell you what Keyboard Strong Bad's favorite food is. {stops typing} All right! We can go into a flashback now!

{Cut to Paris. The Wheelchair is sitting at a table. A few snails are in front of him. The Eiffel Tower is in the background.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: I wonder what snails taste like. {takes a bite} Wow! This snail is tasty!

WAITER: Your bill, sir. {gives The Wheelchair his bill}

THE WHEELCHAIR: WHAT! TWO-THOUSAND FOUR-HUNDRED NINETY-SIX DOLLARS AND EIGHTY-FOUR CENTS!!

WAITER: Sorry, sir, wrong bill. {hands The Wheelchair another bill}

THE WHEELCHAIR: That's better. I can definitely pay two cents.

{cut back to Wheely 145}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} That was the best two cents I've ever spent! Actually that's like the only time I paid for something that cheap! Even the nerds I hired to fix Sherlock's computer still cost more than two cents. And they're playing laser tag in my backyard!

{Camera zooms out and a laser flies through The Wheelchair's window. It zooms in again.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {not typing} Those guys are annoying! They already broke my antique lamp, my stereo system, my spare tire, and my Xbox Live connection! Okay, back to business. {typing} Snails are my favorite food, but there is one I would never eat. In fact, he's my best friend. His name is George.

{Cut to the The Wheelchair's front door}

GEORGE: Let me in! Hurry!

{The Wheelchair rolls over to his front door and opens it. George crawls in. The Wheelchair closes the door.}

GEORGE: There was a monster outside! He was made up of rocks and he was throwing them at me!

THE WHEELCHAIR: You expect me to believe that there's a monster outside the house?

GEORGE: Remember when you went ice skating?

{Cut to an ice rink. George and The Wheelchair are wearing ice skates and are skating around.}

GEORGE: That part of the ice is too thin! Don't skate on it!

THE WHEELCHAIR: You expect me to believe that?

{The Wheelchair skates on the thin ice and falls into cold water}

GEORGE: Don't worry! A whale is going to save you!

THE WHEELCHAIR: What?

{The Wheelchair is squirted upward by water. The water freezes}

THE WHEELCHAIR: How am I going to get down from here?

{cut back to The Wheelchair's front door}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Okay, I remember. But once you're wrong I'm going to brag and say I was right and you were wrong!

{The Wheelchair opens the door and looks outside. He sees a rock monster.}

ROCK MONSTER: My name is Rockholz, and I am the ultimate enemy!

GEORGE: Told you.

THE WHEELCHAIR: I'm gonna eat you.

GEORGE: Right.

ROCKHOLZ: Hello! Does anybody care that there is a giant rock monster that wants to throw rocks at innocent people?

{The Wheelchair attaches rocket boosters to his wheels. He flies up and offscreen. The Paper comes down.}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on George to see The Wheelchair and Rockholz in a fierce battle:

{Rockholz throws a rock at The Wheelchair. The Wheelchair dodges it.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: It's my turn to attack now! Wait...I don't have anything to attack with.

Fun Facts

  • The Wheelchair breaks the fourth wall.
  • This is the first The Wheelchair Email to be over 50 lines.
  • There is a company called NERDS TO GO that fixes computers.
  • Xbox Live is an online gaming service.
  • This is the first appearance of George and Rockholz

Commentary


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