Other Character Email The Wheelchair/DVD/Deleted3

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Deleted The Whelchair Email #3

Contents

Summary

The Wheelchair tries to figure out the mystery of Eh! Steve's Eh!.

Cast (in order of appearance): The Wheelchair, Eh! Steve, The Worm, George, Bubs

Plot: None

Computer: Wheely 145

Lines: 64

Page Title: Wheely 145

Should Have Been Released Date: February 20, 2006

Transcript

{The Wheelchair types the_wheelchair_email.exe}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {chopped up words, as if recorded separately} E equals E mail! Mail! equals E mail! Mail! E Mail! Equals Mail! Wheelchair.

{an email pops}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} Hey, lookie, another one from DAD or whatever. Well, I'll tell you why Eh! Stev has Eh! in his name! And that is...I don't know. But I'll ask him!

{Cut to Sweet Cuppin' Cakes. Eh! Steve is onscreen, upside down, dangling from one leg on a rope, which goes up and offscreen so you can't see where the rope came from. The Wheelchair comes onscreen.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Hey, why do you have Eh! in your name?

EH! STEVE: Shut ape! Geet me dawn!

THE WHEELCHAIR: Hmm...you don't know then? All right, then I'm just gonna go in your house then and steal your birth certificate.

EH! STEVE: Eh! No!

{Cut to The Wheelchair in a messy room with papers all over the floor, a desk, and papers all over the desk. The Wheelchair opens a few drawers until he takes out a laminated piece of paper labeled birth certificate.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Ha! I got it! I stole from Eh! Steve!

THE WORM: {Coming onscreen from the right} Yeah, and now you're going to jail for it.

THE WHEELCHAIR: Uh...yeah well, you're...breaking and entering right now, so you have to go to jail to...I think...I hope.

THE WORM: Oh. Right. I'll arrest you when you get outside.

{The Worm goes offscreen and The Wheelchair activates a pair of rocket boosters and flies up and offscreen. Cut to The Wheelchair at the Wheely 145, with the top of the birth certificate page (which only says "Birth Certificate") at the bottom of the screen.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} So, according to this birth certificate page, Eh! Steve's real name is Steve Stevie Steveson. And apparently, he was born on February 30, Year 234.15 A.D., which is actually a year somehow. Hmm...nuttin' about an Eh! I know! I'll ask Eh! Steve!...Again!

{Cut to Sweet Cuppin' Cakes. This time, Eh! Steve's foot is caught in a bear trap. The Wheelchair comes onscreen.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Oh, hey Eh! Steve! Seems like you're really enjoying my special traps that I set out just for you! Anydangway, can you pretty please, with sugar on top, tell me why there's an Eh! in your name?

EH! STEVE: No!

GEORGE: {coming onscreen} No, no, no, The Wheelchair! You're doing this all wrong! You need to kidnap Eh! Steve and put him under a bright lamp, and slap him when he doesn't tell you what you want!

THE WHEELCHAIR: That is...a good idear.

{Cut to a dark room with a table with a lamp on it. Eh! Steve is sitting in a chair, and The Wheelchair is standing on the opposite side of the table.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Why is there Eh! in your name!?

EH! STEVE: Eh?

{The Wheelchair slaps Eh! Steve in the face with his invisible hands, making Eh! Steve face move slightly, as if it were slapped.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: And I ask again: Why is there Eh! in your name?

EH! STEVE: Eem...Ee deen't knaw.

THE WHEELCHAIR: Likely story. Tell me or else I put you in the electric chair!

EH! STEVE: Eel right! Ee'll tell you. A long teeme ago, ee was eating ee pancake...

{Screen goes into a flashback. Eh! Steve is sitting at a table in front of a pancake.}

EH! STEVE: Mmm...a pancake! It looks tasty!

{Eh! Steve picks up the pancake and swallows it whole. Eh! Steve begins to choke.}

EH! STEVE: Ah! I'm choking! Help!

{Cut to Eh! Steve laying in a hospital bed. Bubs walks over to it.}

BUBS: Well, Steve, it looks like you're not gonna live...I'm sorry.

EH! STEVE: But I only choked on a pancake. I'm fine now, aren't I?

BUBS: No, I'm sorry. You're gonna die...unless, of course, you change your name to Eh! Steve.

EH! STEVE: Uh...why?

BUBS: Because it costs 500 dollars, that's why!

{Cut back to the interrogation room.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: That story sounds extremely ludicrous, but you know what, I'll believe it! All right, Eh! Steve, you can leave.

{Eh! Steve gets out of the chair and walks offscreen. Seconds later, he is heard screaming. The Wheelchair follows Eh! Steve, and the screen pans over to show a large hole in the floor.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Ha! You fell down my bottomless pit!

GEORGE: {suddenly coming onscreen} You know you'll have to save him if you don't want The Worm to arrest you, right?

THE WHEELCHAIR: Oh, it's not really bottomless. There are some really sharp spikes at the bottom.

{Cut to The Wheelchair at the Wheely 145}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} So, then yeah, Eh! Steve got his name because of pancakes. And I gotta be a-going now...to eat some pancakes. {rolls offscreen}

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on pancakes at the end to see Bubs' explanation on choking:

{Bubs is standing in a room in a hospital}

BUBS: See, choking happens when you eat something and it gets caught in your throat. After the object choked upon is forced out of your throat, you should immediately see a doctor, especially me. I'll fix your throat for only one thousand dollars!

Fun Facts

  • All three of these deleted emails are based off actual deleted questions sent to The Wheelchair, not the entire email, though.
  • February 30 does not exist.
  • The Worm is a cop in this email because of the events in crane.
  • The number 64 is haunting JeRM's life, which is the number of lines in this email.


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