Other Character Email The Wheelchair/dimensions

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The Wheelchair Email #9

Contents

Summary

The Wheelchair goes to a different dimension to meet Bubs. George leaves with the portal of dimensions, and The Wheelchair must get back to his own dimension.

Cast (in order of appearance): The Wheelchair, George, Bubs, Strong Bad, Keyboard Strong Bad, Mutant Teen Girl Squad

Plot: None

Computer: Wheely 145

Lines: 113

Page Title: Wheely 145

Release Date: March 19, 2006

Transcript

{The Wheelchair types the_wheelchair_email.exe}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {singing} Eh! Steve is in the hospital! Yeah! Hospital! Hospital!

{an email pops up}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} I sound just like Bubs? Who's Bubs? I bet he's some blue guy who goes to Disco tech! Ha! Disco Tech! Disco's from the 70's man! Besides, I've never even heard of a guy named Bubs!

GEORGE: {popping his head onscreen} That's because he lives in a different dimension!

THE WHEELCHAIR: {not typing} How would you know?

GEORGE: King Snailbert told me.

THE WHEELCHAIR: Well, how would the king of snails know?

GEORGE: The king knows many things. Like that a giant rock is going to hit this house in about three seconds.

{a giant rock breaks through The Wheelchair's house window and lands on the floor}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Okay, how do I get to another dimension?

GEORGE: You would need a dimension portal, and it just so happens I bought one a few days ago.

THE WHEELCHAIR: Activate it.

GEORGE: Okay. Portal of dimensions, activate!

{a green, circular portal appears}

GEORGE: Portal of dimensions, set for dimension Homestar Runner!

{The portal makes a noise that signifies that it had registered the command. George jumps in and The Wheelchair follows. Cut to The Field. The portal appears, The Wheelchair and George fall out, and then the portal diappears.}

GEORGE: Bubs should be at his concession stand. Come on!

{The Wheelchair and George go to Bubs Concession Stand. Bubs is there.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Are you Bubs?

BUBS: Woah! You have the same voice as me! Oh, hey George. What's your friend's name?

THE WHEELCHAIR: My name's The Wheelchair. And can I ask you a question?

BUBS: Sure.

THE WHEELCHAIR: Do you go to Disco Tech?

BUBS: Yeah, how'd you know?

{The Wheelchair laughs}

GEORGE: Okay, we're going back. Portal of dimensions, activate! Portal of dimensions, set for dimension Sweet Cuppin' Cakes!

{a portal appears and George jumps into it}

BUBS: Are you going?

THE WHEELCHAIR: Disco Tech. That's from the 70's! 70's!

{the portal disappears}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Wait a minute! George just left!

BUBS: I'm sure you can find another portal of dimensions. In fact, I've seen a Strong Bad from a different dimension walk by my stand less than a few hours ago!

THE WHEELCHAIR: Where's Strong Bad's house?

BUBS: Take this map. {gives The Wheelchair a map}

{The Wheelchair rolls offscreen. Cut to Strong Bad and Keyboard Strong Bad in the computer room. Keyboard Strong Bad gives Strong Bad a note, and Strong Bad reads it to himself.}

STRONG BAD: So you're writing that you play a happy song when you're angry, a horror song when you're happy, a slow song when you're scared, and a fast song when you're sad?

{The Wheelchair rolls onscreen}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Keyboard Strong Bad! You bought a dimension portal! I need it!

{Keyboard Strong Bad plays an happy tune, and The Wheelchair shrinks back in fear}

THE WHEELCHAIR: I'll make you a deal. I'll buy you a speaker attachment for your keyboard head.

{Keyboard Strong Bad plays a horror song}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Good. {leaves}

{Cut back to Bubs Concession Stand. The Wheelchair is standing outside it.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: I'll tell you the whole story. I went to Strong Bad's house, and Strong Bad plugged Keyboard Strong Bad's attachable plug into the wall. The outlet couldn't control all the volts of the keyboard, so Keyboard Strong Bad's head exploded! They took him to the hospital to fix him, but one of his speakers broke. I promised I'd get him one, and that's why I need an attachable speaker!

BUBS: You're lying!

THE WHEELCHAIR: How'd you know?

BUBS: You were actually lying? I just didn't want to give you free stuff.

THE WHEELCHAIR: No, I'm not lying!

BUBS: But you said you were.

THE WHEELCHAIR: I was lying about lying.

BUBS: Why would you lie about lying?

THE WHEELCHAIR: Because here's 50 bucks. {drops $50 onto the counter}

BUBS: Pleasure doing business with you.

{Bubs takes the $50 and gives The Wheelchair a speaker. Cut to the computer room with Keyboard Strong Bad and Strong Bad onscreen. The Wheelchair rushes onscreen.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Here's your speaker! {gives speaker to Keyboard Strong Bad}

{Keyboard Strong Bad plays a horror song. He plugs in the speaker attachment and his head explodes. Cut to The Wheelchair outside Keyboard Strong Bad's hospital room.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: I pay 50 bucks for a speaker and I don't even get my dimensions portal. He probably still has it in his pocket.

{Bubs walks onscreen with flowers in his hands}

BUBS: So you weren't lying.

THE WHEELCHAIR: No, I was lying. Then I gave the speaker to Keyboard Strong Bad, and he plugged it into him, and his head exploded!

BUBS: You're lying.

THE WHEELCHAIR: Why would I lie to say I lied earlier?

BUBS: I'm saying you're lying so I don't get blamed for this.

THE WHEELCHAIR: Oh. Hey, do you happen to have a portal of dimensions?

BUBS: Yeah, I do. It's on sale for $29.95!

THE WHEELCHAIR: I really should have thought of that in the first place.

{Cut to Bubs Concession Stand. Bubs is there, and The Wheelchair is standing outside it.}

BUBS: To make this work, you always need to say "portal of dimensions" before addressing a command. You also need to know the name of the dimension which you want to go to.

THE WHEELCHAIR: I don't need an hour long tutorial! I just need to get to another dimension!

BUBS: Quick tutorials cost 5 dollars!

{The Wheelchair gives $5 to Bubs}

BUBS: Just say "portal of dimensions, activate! {a portal appears} Portal of dimensions, set for dimension" whatever. {the portal makes a buzzing noise}

{the portal begins to suck The Wheelchair into it}

THE WHEELCHAIR: What dimension is this set for?

BUBS: I don't know! There must be a dimension called whatever!

THE WHEELCHAIR: Why is sucking me into it!

BUBS: I have no clue, but hot dogs are on sale for 5 dollars.

{The Wheelchair disappears in the portal. Cut to The Wheelchair in an issue of Teen Girl Squad with Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One.}

CHEERLEADER: Let's get ready to look...

EVERYONE EXCEPT THE WHEELCHAIR: SO GOOD!

{The Wheelchair rolls over to Cheerleader}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Wouldn't this dimension be called Teen Girl Squad, not whatever?

{Cheerleader reveals that she has fangs and tries to bite The Wheelchair. The Wheelchair quickly rolls away.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Portal of dimensions, activate! {a portal appears} Portal of dimensions, set for dimension Sweet Cuppin' Cakes!

{The portal buzzes and The Wheelchair jumps in it. Cut to Wheely 145.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} So, I met Bubs. He was always trying to sell me things, and he actually went to Disco Tech! Disco's from the 70's! Wait. Keyboard Strong Bad is still is the hospital. Same with Eh! Steve. Awesome. {not typing} Hey, Wheely! Fly! Please.

{the Wheely 145 shoots fire out of it and begins to fly}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Now sit!

{Wheely 145 lands back on the desk}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Roll over.

{Wheely 145 makes a complete 360ยบ rotation}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Good boy!

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on "Disco's from the 70's!" at the end to see Bubs with an afro.
Disco!

Fun Facts

  • Eh! Steve in the hospital refers to the previous email where Eh! Steve falls in the ground.
  • The Wheelchair controls the Wheely 145 at the end like a dog.
  • Bubs' afro in the easter egg is an edited Coach Z afro.


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