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The Wheelchair Short #1

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Summary

The Wheelchair chases Eh! Steve but ends up in blankness.

Cast(in order of appearance): Sherlock, Eh! Steve, The Wheelchair, The Worm, Ready For Primetime

Lines: 42

Page Title: Wheel Short! Wheel Thrills!

Release Date: February 22, 2007

Transcript

{A title saying "Plastic Pencil and the Weird Beard" appears against a pink background. The screen fades to black. Cut to Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land. Eh! Steve and Sherlock are onscreen, and Eh! Steve's hand is in The Worm's hole.}

SHERLOCK: {mumbling}

EH! STEVE: He's neet here.

SHERLOCK: {mumbling}

EH! STEVE: The Wheelcheer?

{The Wheelchair rolls onscreen and continues to roll toward Eh! Steve. Eh! Steve runs and The Wheelchair chases him.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: I'll get you Eh! Steve!

{the camera follows The Wheelchair as he chases Eh! Steve, but The Wheelchair trips and lands upside down}

THE WHEELCHAIR: One day I swear I'll get you Eh! Steve!

{The Wheelchair struggles to turn right-side-up, but he can't. Eh! Steve slowly walks over to The Wheelchair and then pokes him.}

EH! STEVE: Toucha! {pokes The Wheelchair again} Toucha! {pokes The Wheelchair two more times} Toucha toucha!

THE WHEELCHAIR: Stop poking me EH! STEVE!

EH! STEVE: Eh! No!

{The Wheelchair turns right-side-up, and Eh! Steve runs offscreen. The Wheelchair chases him. Cut to Sherlock attempting to tug The Worm out of his hole. Eh! Steve runs onscreen and trips on The Worm. The Wheelchair slowly comes onscreen and rolls to Eh! Steve.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: I think I've finally caught you, Eh! Steve!

EH! STEVE: EH! STEVE!

{The screen fades to white. The Wheelchair rolls onscreen.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: What just happened? Where am I?

{Cut to Eh! Steve and Sherlock in Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land.}

EH! STEVE: Eh! I mede The Wheelcheer deesappear eento eeblivion!

THE WHEELCHAIR: {offscreen and echoing} I'm gonna get you Eh! Steve!

EH! STEVE: Eh! Steve!

{cut to The Wheelchair in the white place}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Stupid Eh! Steve. Hmm...is there even a way out of this place?

{Ready For Primetime walks onscreen wearing a beard and holding a pencil}

READY FOR PRIMETIME: Um...am I even in this episode?

THE WHEELCHAIR: Well...no...but...how'd you get in here?

READY FOR PRIMETIME: Not telling.

{Ready For Primetime walks offscreen, and The Wheelchairs follows him. Cut to The Wheelchair rolling out of a plane. The Wheelchair falls.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Hey! What the heck!

{The Wheelchair crashes into the ground, almost hitting Eh! Steve}

EH! STEVE: Eh! You're back!

THE WHEELCHAIR: Okay...that was weird...erg...Eh! Steve! I'm gonna wring your neck like I pick up a ringing telphone!

EH! STEVE: Eh?

THE WHEELCHAIR: Oh, forget it! {The Wheelchair rolls offscreen}

EH! STEVE: {jumps into the air} Eh! Steve!

{The words "The End" appear against a pink background.}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on the "E" in "End" to see The Wheelchair talking to Sherlock:

THE WHEELCHAIR: You know, I don't exactly know why I hate Eh! Steve. I mean, sure he didn't give me a good birthday present once, but still...he's not that bad of a guy.

SHERLOCK: Herboshebalocomo.

THE WHEELCHAIR: Mumbling doesn't help! Can't you speak Spanish?

SHERLOCK: Herboshebolocomo.

THE WHEELCHAIR: You're seriously getting on my nerves now.

  • Click on the "d" in "End" to see this:

EH! STEVE: Eh! I leek peezza! And beards and peencils!

  • Click on the "T" in "The" to see Ready For Primetime talking to himself:

{in a plane}

READY FOR PRIMETIME: I don't know how many people can get stuck in Blank World a day. People can be so dumb.

{walks over to an open door}

READY FOR PRIMETIME: Hmm..nice view.

{falls out of plane}

Fun Facts

  • Eh! Steve doesn't have a neck so it's physically impossible to wring his neck.


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