Other Character Email The Wheelchair/password
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The Wheelchair Email #15
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Summary
The Wheelchair and George have a fight over Strong Bad's password.
Cast (in order of appearance): The Wheelchair, computer store worker, George, a fox, Strong Bad
Plot: None
Computer: Happy 354
Lines: 107
Page Title: Happy with the 354
Release Date: May 18, 2006
Transcript
{The Wheelchair is following a man around in a computer store. The Wheelchair stands next to a yellow computer labeled the Happy 354.}
THE WHEELCHAIR: What's this computer?
MAN: The Happy 354! It's a great computer, and has a cheap price of 400 dollars!
THE WHEELCHAIR: I'll take it.
{Cut to The Wheelchair at his desk behind the Happy 354. He double-clicks on Email.}
THE WHEELCHAIR: {singing} Who's the man who can email without getting tired? Me. Yes, me. Who can check email and keep on top of two tires? Me. Yes, me.
{an email pops up}
(none)The wheelchair,
George has done something unexpected! He tricked Strong Bad to say his password!
Will you destroy him?
The 386
{says 386 as 354}
THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} This is confusing. Why would I want to destroy my fiend? I mean friend. But this password and Strong Bad thing sounds interesting. So you want me to get the password and mess around with Strong Bad's account? Sounds like a swell idea! So...GEORGE!!!
{George comes onscreen}
GEORGE: Hello The Wheelchair. Hey, do you have any water bottles? I'm getting thirsty.
{The Wheelchair grins and begins to move closer to George. George backs away slowly.}
GEORGE: You're scaring me.
THE WHEELCHAIR: I am? Well, I just wanted to know what Strong Bad's password is.
GEORGE: Why? You're just going to mess with it.
THE WHEELCHAIR: Tell me!
GEORGE: I'm not telling.
THE WHEELCHAIR: I'll eat you if you don't tell.
GEORGE: You're not going to eat me.
{The Wheelchair pops George into his mouth and spits him out.}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Eww! It's all gooey!
GEORGE: I'm still not telling.
THE WHEELCHAIR: Then face the consequences.
{cut to The Wheelchair lowering a cage with George in it into lava}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Tell me his password or else you will be destroyed in the lava!
GEORGE: If you get rid of me, you'll never find out the password!
THE WHEELCHAIR: I know, but do you value your life?
{the bottom of the cage begins to melt and George climbs up the bars and sticks to the ceiling}
THE WHEELCHAIR: I'll make it go a little slower now.
{the cage moves down slower}
GEORGE: Why are you doing this?
THE WHEELCHAIR: An email. Sent by The 354.
GEORGE: You don't always have to do what they say!
THE WHEELCHAIR: But then how will I make the email over 100 lines?
GEORGE: Good point.
{The lava destroyed about half of the cage, and George squeezes out of the bars. He climbs on top of the cage and begins to climb up the rope.}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Tell me the password!
GEORGE: No!
{The Wheelchair takes out a knife and throws it at the top of the rope. It cuts it, and George leaps up to the ceiling and sticks to it. The cage and the rope fall in the lava.}
THE WHEELCHAIR: You did that well. But will you survive this next challenge?
{Spikes come out of the wall on all sides around George except above and below him. They move in so close that if they move any closer, they will touch George.}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Spikes are all around you except for above and below you! Downward is lava, up is a wall. Tell me Strong Bad's password and I will let you free.
GEORGE: No!
THE WHEELCHAIR: So you want to be poked to death?
GEORGE: No, but...
THE WHEELCHAIR: THEN TELL ME THE PASSWORD!!
GEORGE: It's closet detective!
THE WHEELCHAIR: All lowercase, no space?
GEORGE: Yep.
{Cut to The Wheelchair at the Happy 354. The Wheelchair clicks on "Internet Accounts" and types in "Strong Bad". For the password he types "closetdetective". A screen comes up saying "password invalid".}
THE WHEELCHAIR: That little liar! He lied!
{Cut back to the room with the lava. The George is not between the spikes.}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Where are you, George?
{A cage falls on The Wheelchair, and George jumps on top of the cage and ties a rope to it. Cut to The Wheelchair being lowered into lava.}
THE WHEELCHAIR: At least I gave you a way that you could get out of this!
GEORGE: You can. If you give me your AIM password.
THE WHEELCHAIR: Never!
GEORGE: Well say goodbye to your life.
THE WHEELCHAIR: There's only one thing left to do now. Search my pockets for money I forgot to use!
{The Wheelchair takes out a silver, thin, long laser. He fires a red ray from it and it melts the bars.}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Cool!
GEORGE: What? Impossible!
{The Wheelchair jumps out of the cage and onto land.}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Looks like you've been outfoxed!
{a fox walks onscreen}
FOX: Was that an insult?
{The fox walks offscreen and The Wheelchair picks up George. George is held above the lava.}
THE WHEELCHAIR: I'll drop you.
GEORGE: You wouldn't.
THE WHEELCHAIR: Tell me or I will.
GEORGE: I'll never tell!
{The Wheelchair drops George. George falls in the lava and begins to splash in it trying to stay afloat.}
GEORGE: This isn't lava! It's water!
THE WHEELCHAIR: And you can't swim.
{George's head goes half-way underwater, then it comes back up}
THE WHEELCHAIR: I'll save you if you tell me Strong Bad's password.
GEORGE: Snails rule! No spaces, all lowercase!
{George sinks in the water, and The Wheelchair grabs him. Cut to The Wheelchair at the Happy 354. The Wheelchair clicks on "Internet Accounts" and types "Strong Bad". He types "snailsrule" for the password. A message says "Login was a success".}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Sweet!
{The Wheelchair clicks on horoscopes and enters June 7. The Wheelchair laughs. Cut to Strong Bad at the Lappy 486. He types in "view_horoscopes.exe". A Gemini's horoscope comes up.}
STRONG BAD: What!? I'm not a Gemini! {Cut to an aerial shot of the scene. Strong Bad throws his fists into the air.} I'll get you George!
{cut to George standing next to lava/water}
GEORGE: Aw, patooey! Now I can't mess around with Strong Bad's computer anymore.
{Strong Bad walks onscreen}
STRONG BAD: You little snail! You changed my horoscope, relocated my weather, deleted my emails, and messed around with my Instant Messenger program!
GEORGE: That was The Wheelchair.
STRONG BAD: So I have to repeat that again to him?
GEORGE: You could...or...
{cut to The Wheelchair trapped in a net in his computer room}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Hey! This isn't funny! I want to get out of here! George! I'm gonna eat you! I didn't even change the password yet!
{The Paper comes down}
Easter Eggs
- Click on The Wheelchair at the end to see this:
{George is at the Sluggish 43. On the screen are the words "enter password". George types "snailsrule" and a screen comes up saying "type new password".}
GEORGE: Stupid wheelchair. Didn't even change his password.
Fun Facts
- The Wheelchair's email song is similar to The Cheat's Theme Song.
- The 386's name changed with the computer.
- AIM stands for AOL Instant Messenger, an instant messenging service.
- It's strange that the lava/water melted the bars although George wasn't melted. It is possible though that the bars appeared to be melting as they hit the water.
- It is also strange that The Wheelchair didn't like the taste of George because his favorite food is snail. He may have spit him out because (a) he didn't actually want to eat him or (b) the snails he eats don't have goo on them.
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