Other Character Email The Wheelchair/DVD/Deleted1
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Deleted The Wheelchair Email #1
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Summary
The Wheelchair sees if he will get a spasm by sniffing an onion or massaging a peanut.
Cast (in order of appearance): The Wheelchair, Eh! Steve
Plot: None
Computer: Wheely 145
Lines: 31
Page Title: Wheely 145
Should Have Been Released Date: February 1, 2006
Transcript
{The Wheelchair types the_wheelchair_email.exe on the Wheely 145}
THE WHEELCHAIR: {singing to the tune of "Peanut Butter Jelly Time"} I'm checking my email! I'm checking my email! I'm checking my email with a baseball bat!
{The Wheelchair swings a baseball bat at the side of the computer, making a tiny dent in it. An email pops up.}
Dear The Wheelchair,
Do you ever have ocaisonal spasms from sniffing an onion or masashing (<- sorry about spelling)a peanut?!?
Your Frenda,
DAD
THE WHEELCHAIR: {says masashing like "mass-ashing"; typing} Er...what? Why would I have a spasm after sniffing an onion? No, really, let me think this through here. The only person I know who would have some type of spasm after sniffing an onion or massaging a peanut is Eh! Steve.
{The camera zooms out and Eh! Steve jumps onscreen}
EH! STEVE: Eh! Steve!
{Eh! Steve jumps offscreen}
THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} Butter anyways, I should probably try one or both of those things...right about now.
{Cut to The Wheelchair standing next to a table with an onion on it. The Wheelchair is wearing Groucho glasses on his handlebars.}
THE WHEELCHAIR: All right, time to see if I get spasms by...sniffing this onion.
{The Wheelchair leans over and inhales loudly, apparently smelling the onion.}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Hmm...no spasm.
{Cut to a The Wheelchair holding the package for Peanut Strong Bad. He rips it open. Cut to The Wheelchair putting the peanut on a miniature massage table. With his invisible hands, The Wheelchair massages the peanut.}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Hmm...no, I'm not getting any sort of spasm at all. Maybe Eh! Steve would, though.
{Eh! Steve jumps onscreen}
EH! STEVE: Eh! Steve!
THE WHEELCHAIR: Massage this peanut, Eh! Steve.
{Eh! Steve begins to massage the peanut, but begins to twitch suddenly. Eh! Steve falls over, and then The Wheelchair takes out an onion and holds it up to Eh! Steve's face.}
EH! STEVE: EH!
{The Wheelchair puts the onion away and Eh! Steve stops spasming.}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Hmm...interesting.
{Cut to The Wheelchair at the Wheely 145}
THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} Well, apparently I do not get spasms from sniffing an onion or massaging a peanut but...Eh! Steve does! I should use his weakness against him more often! Mwahahahahahahahahahah!
{The Paper comes down}
Easter Eggs
- Click on "Mwahahahahahaha" at the end to see an extended laugh:
THE WHEELCHAIR: Moo hoo ha ha ha ha ha ha aha! Aha ha ha moo cow ha! HA! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha {cough} Oof...laughing too hard makes my throat hurt. Or wait...do I have a throat?
Fun Facts
- Peanut Butter Jelly Time is a song. Yeah.
- Groucho glasses are those glasses with a nose and mustache on them.
- DAD is not JeRM's dad.
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