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The Wheelchair Email #16

Contents

Summary

The Wheelchair turns into a human. Then he tries to turn into an animal, but it fails. Or does it?

Cast (in order of appearance): The Wheelchair, George, The Worm, The Human, Sherlock, Bubs

Plot: None

Computer: Happy 354

Lines: 86

Page Title: Happy with the 354

Release Date: May 20, 2006

Transcript

{The Wheelchair double-clicks on "Email"}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {singing} The best thing about email is the E!

{an email pops up}

(none)

The wheelchair,
Got 2 questions for ya.1#:What would you look like as an human?
2#:What would you look like as an animal?
rollfully yours,
Godzilla

THE WHEELCHAIR: {after reading 1#} One number? Don't you mean number one? {after finishing email} Godzilla? You mean that giant green monsters who destroys everything while defending the city? {typing} Anyway, Godzilla, I'll answer your first question in an song.

GEORGE: {poking his head onscreen} You better not.

THE WHEELCHAIR: {deep voice} Laaaaaaaaaa!!

GEORGE: {high voice} Laaaaaaaa!! {a window breaking sound is heard}

THE WHEELCHAIR: You better fix that.

{George leaves}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {clears screen and types} So, singing an song won't work, so I'll just have to see a scientist.

{Cut to The Wheelchair inside a large, clear, vertical tube. The Worm moves onscreen.}

THE WORM: Are you reedy?

THE WHEELCHAIR: Yes.

{The tube turns completely yellow for a few seconds, then it turns clear again. Inside it is not The Wheelchair, but instead a human with brown hair wearing a green shirt and blue pants.}

THE WORM: You leek humeen-y! Eet worked!

HUMAN THE WHEELCHAIR: Get me out of this tube! The Human wants to ride his motorcycle!

THE WORM: Thees tube keeps you seefe. Eef you get out eef thees tube, who knows wheat would happen!

{The Human punches the tube and it breaks. The Human runs off the screen.}

THE WORM: Wheat have I dune?

{Sherlock jumps onscreen and tries to eat The Worm. Cut to The Human riding a motorcyle through Sweet Cuppin' Cakes. He sees Eh! Steve and gets off the motorcycle.}

THE HUMAN: Look who I found. Eh! Steve.

EH! STEVE: Who are you?

THE HUMAN: The Wheelchair as a human. And I've come to...spray poisonous gas on you!

{Eh! Steve runs for his life, and The Human chases him. The Human sprays gas at Eh! Steve while running, and accidentally sprays himself. He falls down coughing.}

THE HUMAN: How could {cough} I be so {cough} stupid?

{The screen goes black. Cut to The Wheelchair in the tube he was in.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: What happened?

THE WORM: You sprayed yourseef while trying to poiseen Eh! Steve. I quickly found you and restored you to yeer reguleer form.

THE WHEELCHAIR: No! I was asking what happened to the motorcycle!

THE WORM: Eet was reen oveer by three randeem horses. I beet on the second one. Eet lost.

THE WHEELCHAIR: I want to turn into an animal now.

THE WORM: You got eet.

{The tube turns yellow. When it turns clear again, The Wheelchair is still in the tube unchanged.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Why didn't I change?

THE WORM: I don't know, but leet's geet you out eef there.

{The Wheelchair is released. Cut to The Wheelchair at the Happy 354.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} So as you can see, my human form is The Human and I have no animal form.

{The Paper comes down and The Wheelchair takes a bite out of it. The Paper goes back up.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {roars like a lion} Woah. Where'd that come from?

{George comes onscreen}

GEORGE: I'm done fixing your...

THE WHEELCHAIR: {roars loudly}

GEORGE: ...Window.

{The Wheelchair leaves the screen. Cut to The Wheelchair at The Worm's hole.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: The Worm! Help! I'm turning into a lion!

THE WORM: {yawning} Can't I sleep? Eet's 5:30!

THE WHEELCHAIR: P.m.

THE WORM: Leek. I can't heelp you, but I know someween who can.

{Cut to Bubs in his concession stand. The Wheelchair jumps out of a portal.}

BUBS: Hey! It's you!

THE WHEELCHAIR: {roars}

BUBS: I see. You need help.

THE WHEELCHAIR: The Worm told me that you could fix this.

BUBS: I can, but you have to sign a contract stating that nasuea, minor injury, headache, serious injury, and even death are your problem, not mine.

{Bubs gives The Wheelchair a contract, and The Wheelchair signs it. Bubs lets The Wheelchair into his stand, and then shuts the window.}

BUBS: {offscreen} Just wait right here on this bed.

THE WHEELCHAIR: {offscreen} You're not going to use those scissors, right?

BUBS: Just relax. Don't think about the pain that will come to you.

THE WHEELCHAIR: Okay. I'm not going to feel pain. I'm in a field. No one has scissors. There are...{screams} That hurt!

BUBS: Relax. You're not going to die. Hopefully.

THE WHEELCHAIR: What? {screams} The pain!

BUBS: I found what was making you roar like a lion. Some sort of needle was injected into you to make you lion-like. Now I need to take that out of you.

THE WHEELCHAIR: {screams}

BUBS: I got it! Now I just need to sew everything back together.

THE WHEELCHAIR: {screams}

BUBS: You're all fixed. Just remember that anything bad that happens after this is not my problem. Now you just have to pay for the operation.

THE WHEELCHAIR: Seven-hundred dollars! Are you mad?

BUBS: No, but you are. Pay up.

THE WHEELCHAIR: I'll get you Godzilla!

BUBS: What?

THE WHEELCHAIR: Godzilla sent me the email.

{cut to the Happy 354}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} So, Godzilla, as you can see, this email cost me $700. But don't worry about how much money I lose. You're going to be losing a lot worse things than money. Mwah ha ha ha!

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on "money" at the end to see what Bubs did with his money:

{Bubs is at a table and two piles of money are next to him. He picks up a dollar, says a number, and then puts it in the other pile.}

BUBS: 698, 699, 700! Now I can go to Hawaii!

Fun Facts


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