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The Wheelchair Email #10

Contents

Summary

The Wheelchair tries to steal Eh! Steve again...until Eh! Steve gets "stevenapped" by Rockholz.

Cast (in order of appearance): The Wheelchair, a surgeon, Eh! Steve, Rockholz, Sherlock (easter egg), The Worm (easter egg)

Plot: Eh! Steve's Tragic Death

Computer: Wheely 145

Lines: 102

Page Title: Wheely 145

Release Date: March 29, 2006

Transcript

{The Wheelchair types the_wheelchair_email.exe}

THE WHEELCHAIR: I'm a wheelchair. Isn't that great?

{an email pops up}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} You again! Always telling me to make off with Eh! Steve. And so it does mean killed. You know what I'm going to do now? {there is a pause} No? No one at all? Well, good! Now to find Eh! Steve! Oh, wait a minute. Now I know why no one answered. I just made my walls sound-proof. Now to get Eh! Steve for real.

{cut to The Wheelchair in the hospital next to Eh! Steve and a surgeon}

SURGEON: Eh! Steve may act strange now. The bang on his head made him sometimes be able to see the future.

THE WHEELCHAIR: Can he see if he's going to buy me a better birthday present?

EH! STEVE: Nuh. Nuho. No!

SURGEON: What a fast learner!

THE WHEELCHAIR: Uh...surgeon person...do you have a rope?

SURGEON: How long do you want the rope to be?

THE WHEELCHAIR: Fifteen feet.

EH! STEVE: No! Larva...uh...lave-a...lava!

{the surgeon exits the room and comes back with a rope}

SURGEON: Wheelchair, what are you going to do with a fifteen foot rope?

EH! STEVE: Lava! Wheelchair is goating tee puh me in lava!

THE WHEELCHAIR: I'm doing an experiment. I want to see how goats react near lava.

EH! STEVE: No!

THE WHEELCHAIR: I've got to go.

{The Wheelchair picks up Eh! Steve and rushes to the elevator. Cut to The Wheelchair in a cave. Eh! Steve is tied to a rope above lava.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Any last words?

EH! STEVE: The roaks are combing!

THE WHEELCHAIR: I don't know what you're saying. Speak clearer.

EH! STEVE: No sanks.

THE WHEELCHAIR: Well then...prepare to get hurt!

{The Wheelchair begins to lower Eh! Steve into the lava}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Roaks. Combing. The roaks are combing. Coming. The roaks are coming. Roaks. Rocks! The rocks are coming! {pauses} I'm waiting. Oh rocks! I figured it out! Break down the walls already!

ROCKHOLZ: {offscreen} Okay. I just had an itch.

{Rockholz breaks down the walls}

ROCKHOLZ: ROAR! I am Rockholz! The ultimate enemy! And this time, I'll have a hostage! {grabs Eh! Steve and breaks the rope}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Can you tell him to buy me a better birthday present?

ROCKHOLZ: Don't you want to go save him?

THE WHEELCHAIR: And risk getting a flat tire? I don't think so.

ROCKHOLZ: Well I'll be at the abondoned mansion on the edge of town. With your friend. Who you need to save or else I'll spread rumors saying you're chicken.

THE WHEELCHAIR: See ya later.

ROCKHOLZ: Uh...bye?

{Rockholz leaves. Cut to Rockholz reading "Rock Monsters and Other Evil Creatures" magazine. He puts down the magazine and looks at Eh! Steve who is in a cage.}

ROCKHOLZ: I don't get it. The Wheelchair should of been here ten minutes ago.

EH! STEVE: He heights me. He is not goating to comb.

ROCKHOLZ: Oh he'll comb! I mean come. And when he does he will experience pain and misfortune! Was that a pun?

EH! STEVE: Yes.

ROCKHOLZ: Oh no! I can't become one of those evil villians! I'll never say a lame pun again!

{the screen reads "three minutes later"}

ROCKHOLZ: ...and then he'll fall in the pool of eels which I'm sure he will find quite shocking. Oh no! I said another lame pun!

EH! STEVE: He is note combing.

ROCKHOLZ: Well if he doesn't come to me, I'll just have to come to him. With my rock friends, of course.

{Rockholz leaves with many rocks following him. A few seconds later, The Wheelchair enters.}

EH! STEVE: Wheelchair?

THE WHEELCHAIR: Keep it low. If Rockholz comes, I'll get shocked. I'm only here because I want to get rid of you. Now where's the key?

EH! STEVE: Roakman has dem.

THE WHEELCHAIR: {to himself} Please say I brought my rocket boosters. Yes! I did!

{The Wheelchair attaches the rocket boosters and leaves. Cut to The Wheelchair sneaking up behind Rockholz. He flies up a little higher and sees a key in Rockholz's hand. He flies onto it and steals it.}

ROCKHOLZ: Hey! The Wheelchair! I'll get you!

{Cut back to the deserted mansion on the edge of town. The Wheelchair unlocks Eh! Steve's cage.}

EH! STEVE: Eh! I'm free!

THE WHEELCHAIR: Not exactly.

{The Wheelchair grabs Eh! Steve just as Rockholz comes in. He grabs The Wheelchair's rocket boosters and crushes them in his hands.}

ROCKHOLZ: You're not going anywhere.

THE WHEELCHAIR: I never said I was.

EH! STEVE: Eh! Death!

ROCKHOLZ: Death? What?

THE WHEELCHAIR: He hit his head and now he can see the future.

ROCKHOLZ: Then that means...

THE WHEELCHAIR: ...that someone may die...

ROCKHOLZ: ...and that someone is...

ROCKHOLZ AND THE WHEELCHAIR: ...you!

{Rockholz throws a rock at The Wheelchair. The Wheelchair lets go of Eh! Steve and dodges it. Rockholz throws another rock, and The Wheelchair gets hit.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Oh no! I'm hit!

ROCKHOLZ: Now to finish you off...

{The Wheely 145 flies onscreen and picks up The Wheelchair. The Wheelchair grabs Eh! Steve.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Wheely 145! You saved me!

EH! STEVE: Eh! Let go!

THE WHEELCHAIR: No.

{Cut to some cave. Eh! Steve is tied to a rope and is being lowered into lava by The Wheelchair.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: You have one last chance to get me a better birthday present.

EH! STEVE: No weight!

{Rockholz smashes part of the cave}

ROCKHOLZ: You're not getting away with anything!

{The ground begins to rumble. Pieces of the ceiling begin to fall.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: It's collapsing!

{The rock where Eh! Steve's rope is tied to falls and Eh! Steve lands in the lava. The Wheelchair rolls over to the lava.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Yes! Yes! You did it Rockholz! Eh! Steve is finally gone!

ROCKHOLZ: So you really do hate him?

{The Wheelchair dodges a piece of rock that fell from the ceiling}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Yes.

ROCKHOLZ: Well, see ya.

THE WHEELCHAIR: Wait, what kind name is Rockholz?

{Rockholz leaves the screen. Cut to Wheely 145.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} Aah. Finally. Eh! Steve is gone. It's great, isn't it? Of course it is. I just thought this day would never come. There has to be a twist. Eh! Steve can't possibly be dead. Right?

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

Click on "this day would never come" to see this:

{Sherlock is standing next The Worm's hole crying}

SHERLOCK: {moaning} Herboshebalocomo.

{The Worm pops out of his hole and begins to cry}

THE WORM: {crying} Eem so sad.

{Sherlock grabs The Worm with his mouth}

Fun Facts

  • Rockholz having an itch makes fun of how people in movies never seem to itch.
  • The Wheelchair's line "And risk getting a flat tire" is a reference to "And risk breaking a nail?
  • Pain and misfortune is the opposite of fame and fortune.


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