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The Wheelchair Email #12

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Summary

Homsar comes over to Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land and helps investigate the lava tank Eh! Steve fell in. Meanwhile Zorkolch tries to revive Eh! Steve.

Cast (in order of appearance): The Wheelchair, Homsar, Zorkolch, Chorkloz, Bad Steve, Eh! Steve, The Worm (easter egg)

Plot: Eh! Steve's Tragic Death

Computer: Wheely 145

Lines: 95

Page Title: Wheely 145

Release Date: April 9, 2006

Transcript

{The Wheelchair types the_wheelchair_email.exe}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {singing} It's time for email! Everybody email! Come on and email!

{an email pops up}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} What? A QWORENSK? I need a dimension portal thing.

HOMSAR: {offscreen} Noooooo, you don't.

{the camera zooms out revealing Homsar}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Homsar! What are you doing here?

HOMSAR: You're a qworensk.

THE WHEELCHAIR: What does that mean?

HOMSAR: It's -

{Cut to a black screen with the words "Scene Missing" in big white letters. Cut back to The Wheelchair and Homsar.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Oh, that makes a lot of sense. Hey, do you want to go and investigate the lava tank Eh! Steve fell in with me?

HOMSAR: Sure.

{Cut to a mess of rocks. The Wheelchair and Homsar approach it.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Do you have to make that sound with your feet?

HOMSAR: Yes.

THE WHEELCHAIR: The lava tank is somewhere under these rocks. We have two options. We can lift up these heavy rocks one by one, or we can blow up all these rocks.

HOMSAR: Bloooooow it up.

{Cut to many rocks flying up into the air. Cut back to The Wheelchair and Homsar.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: There's the lava tank!

{The Wheelchair and Homsar go over to the lava tank. A large rock is in it.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: We need to flip this rock over. One...two...three!

{The rock flips over and falls out of the tank. A cut rope is attached to the rock.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Very suspicious. Why would this rope be cut?

HOMSAR: Whaaat arre yooouu looooking at meee for? I knooow nothing. I've neverrrr eeeeven heard of Zooorkooolch.

THE WHEELCHAIR: I wasn't staring at you, and how do you know Zorkolch?

HOMSAR: Oooooops! I've said toooo much. {runs offscreen}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Homsar! Come back here!

ZORKOLCH: {walking onscreen} Wheelchair!

THE WHEELCHAIR: Zorkolch! You know, that's a wierd name.

ZORKOLCH: What are you doing here?

THE WHEELCHAIR: What are you doing here?

ZORKOLCH: Nothing.

THE WHEELCHAIR: Nothing.

ZORKOLCH: Stop copying me!

THE WHEELCHAIR: Stop copying me!

ZORKOLCH: Stop it!

THE WHEELCHAIR: Stop it!

ZORKOLCH: I'm stupid!

THE WHEELCHAIR: I know you are.

ZORKOLCH: Ha! You stopped mimicking me!

THE WHEELCHAIR: Ha! We both agreed you're stupid!

ZORKOLCH: Well...

THE WHEELCHAIR: You know, your personality doesn't really fit an old person. And before you can say something, I'm off to find Homsar.

CHORUS: {singing} The wonderful Homsar of Oz!

{Cut to Homsar in the mall. He walks over to a door. The Wheelchair slowly rolls behind him. Homsar opens the door and goes inside. The Wheelchair then enters. The room is where Zorkolch had his meeting, and on the stage are Eh! Steve's legs.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Homsar! You're trying to revive Eh! Steve!

HOMSAR: {in a different voice} Oh, I'm not Homsar. {pulling off Homsar's head, revealing a human one} I'm Chorkloz!

THE WHEELCHAIR: Who are you?

{Eh! Steve's legs began to grow its body. Zorkolch opens the door and rushes into the room.}

ZORKOLCH: How dare you reveal yourself, brother! But, Eh! Steve is reviving! Yes!

THE WHEELCHAIR: You're his brother?

ZORKOLCH: Yes.

THE WHEELCHAIR: Is there any way to stop Eh! Steve from reviving?

ZORKOLCH: Look, Eh! Steve was a great person. I knew him.

THE WHEELCHAIR: How do you know him? I haven't seen you since he died.

ZORKOLCH: Well I haven't been on this planet since he died. See, when Rockholz programmed me...I've said too much.

{Eh! Steve jumps off the stage fully revived}

ZORKOLCH: Yes! I did it!

{Chorkloz rushes down from the stage to Eh! Steve. The Wheelchair also goes over to Eh! Steve. The Wheelchair begins to cry.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Why? Why? You evil people - wait! You said Rockholz programmed you?

{a tear falls from The Wheelchair onto Chorkloz}

CHORKLOZ: Malfunction. Malfunction! {falls over and smashes}

THE WHEELCHAIR: So you two are robots. I should have figured that out. I mean Rockholz and Zorkolch and Chorkloz are all anagrams!

EH! STEVE: Hey! Wheelman! Get me a soda!

ZORKOLCH: Eh! Steve may be behaving differently, but he was revived. He's more like a Bad Steve.

THE WHEELCHAIR: I would rather have the other Eh! Steve. He can't talk right and he doesn't give me orders.

ZORKOLCH: So we have to bring the old one back!

THE WHEELCHAIR: No way. I don't even know how. And bringing back the old one won't get rid of this one.

{The Wheelchair leaves}

ZORKOLCH: Do I always have to do everything myself?

{cut to The Wheelchair at the lava tank}

THE WHEELCHAIR: I never thought I'd do this but... {dips head in lava} Mmm...it's ketchup! So that means Eh! Steve is alive. Oh no! Eh! Steve is alive!

BAD STEVE: {coming onscreen} He won't be if I find him.

THE WHEELCHAIR: You're a bad Steve.

BAD STEVE: I know, and you never got me a soda.

THE WHEELCHAIR: You're a qworensk.

BAD STEVE: What does that mean?

THE WHEELCHAIR: It's - hey look! Eh! Steve is in the sky!

{Cut to Eh! Steve with wings. He lands on the ground next to The Wheelchair and Bad Steve.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Where'd you buy those wings?

EH! STEVE: Supeermarkeet.

BAD STEVE: Eh! Steve. Nice to meet you. I come from your toenails. Get ready to be destroyed.

{Eh! Steve and Bad Steve stare at each other. The screen pauses.}

NARRATOR: Next week on The Wheelchair emails....The fight for survival begins! Which Eh! Steve will live? Which will fall? Find out next time!

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on Eh! Steve's eyes to see this:

{The Worm is on the dance floor doing the worm}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Look! The Worm is doing the worm!

  • Click on Bad Steve's eyes to see what The Wheelchair thinks about the next email:

THE WHEELCHAIR: No! I don't want the next email to come! It's number thirteen!

Fun Facts

  • This is the first appearance of Bad Steve.
  • The worm is a dance where the subject lies on the ground and forms a rippling motion.
  • The end of this email is a reference to how some shows on TV leave off on a cliffhanger and tell watchers to come back next week.
  • Homsar of Oz is a reference to The Wizard of Oz.


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