Other Character Email The Wheelchair/superhero

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The Wheelchair Email #3

Contents

Summary

NachoMan asks what The Wheelchair would wish for if he had three wishes.

Cast (in order of appearance): The Wheelchair, Other Wheelchairs, The Announcer, Eh! Steve, The Worm, Sherlock

Plot: None

Computer: Wheely 145

Lines: 46

Page Title: Wheely 145

Release Date: February 4, 2006

Transcript

THE WHEELCHAIR: I make checking emails fun!

{types the_wheelchair_email.exe on the Wheely 145 and an email pops up}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} Three wishes, TacoMan? Well, the first would be that I would catch Eh! Steve and force him to buy me a better birthday present. The second one would be...oh! I know! A faster wheelchair! Then I could finally win at the races!

{Cut to a racetrack. The Wheelchair is there along with four other wheelchairs.}

THE ANNOUNCER: {offscreen} Three...two...one...GO!!

{the wheelchairs begin to race}

THE ANNOUNCER: {offscreen and what he says happens} It looks like The Wheelchair has taken the lead, followed closely by the Number Two Wheelchair. Number Three Wheelchair is in last place. The Wheelchair finishes his first lap! Only four-hundred ninety-nine more laps to go!

{cut back to Wheely 145}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} A faster wheelchair could also help me catch Eh! Steve.

{Cut to Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land. Eh! Steve is onscreen.}

EH! STEVE: Eh! Steve!

{The Wheelchair zips across the screen and Eh! Steve seems to disappear}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {offscreen} I finally got you, Eh! Steve!

{cut back to Wheely 145}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} Although being super fast could be bad. People might think I'm some sort of superhero.

{Cut to The Worm's hole}

THE WORM: HELP! HELP!

{The Wheelchair appears}

THE WHEELCHAIR: What seems to be the problem?

THE WORM: Sherlock.

{Sherlock jumps at The Worm. The Wheelchair blocks him from getting The Worm}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Not so fast, evil-doer!

SHERLOCK: {mumbling}

THE WHEELCHAIR: You do the crime, you pay the time!

{Sherlock takes out his wallet, looks at a watch, and takes out 3 dollars, a dime and a penny. Cut back to Wheely 145.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} I'm definitelty no superhero. Speaking of which, how do they always show up at the right time to save the day? What, they have time-to-save-the-world-senses?

{cut to The Wheelchair in an office tower}

THE WHEELCHAIR: My time-to-save-the-world-senses are tinkling! I must get on my costume! {rushes to closet} Oh no! The maid must have found my costume! I'm going to have to rush home to get another, but how will I without anyone seeing my super fast movements?

{cut back to Wheely 145}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} And sometimes I don't understand how superheroes tell the difference between good guys and bad guys sometimes.

{cut to the outside of a bank}

THE WHEELCHAIR: I know you're robbing that bank! I can see you stealing that money! If you don't turn yourself in now, I'm gonna break down the door! {breaks down door} Oh wait! You're just the manager counting the money!

{cut back to Wheely 145}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} I'm just saying, being fast would be cool, but I don't want to be a superhero. Too much responsibility and confusion. Now, my third wish would be that I could have a year supply of candy. {stops typing} So until next time, I'll be fighting evil. I mean...Eh! Steve.

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on NachoMan to see a picture of nachos and tacos next to each other. There is a question mark above them.
  • Click on superhero to one arriving to late:

THE WHEELCHAIR: Where's the danger?

SHERLOCK: {mumbling}

THE WHEELCHAIR: YOU DID WHAT WITH THE WORM?

  • Click on candy to see a pile of Smarties.

Fun Facts

  • The Wheelchair's line 'I make checking emails fun!' is a reference to Dragon where Strong Bad says 'I make drawing fun!'
  • The Wheelchair having to complete five-hundred laps is a reference to the Indy 500.
  • Most of this email makes fun of superheroes.
  • Smarties are a type of candy.

Commentary


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