Other Character Email The Wheelchair/whatever
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The Wheelchair Email #19
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Summary
The Wheelchair tries to go to another dimension.
Cast (in order of appearance): The Wheelchair, George, Mr. Flower, King Snailbert, guards, Professor J, Cheerleader, Rockholz, Zorkolch (easter egg)
Plot: Trapped in Whatever
Computer: Happy 354
Lines: 116
Page Title: Happy with the 354
Release Date: June 8, 2006
Transcript
{The Wheelchair double-clicks on "Email"}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Eat food. Drink email.
{an email pops up}
(none)Dear The Wheelchair,
Is it true that you asked Cheerleader to the Friday Night Dance? Do tell, do tell!
sincerely,
What's her Face
THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} Who's Cheerleader? What are you talking about? Cheerleader...she's...I don't remember but I do remember. Teen...teen what? It's like my mind's been blanked. It's definitely another dimension. Uhh...whatever, maybe?
{The Wheelchair takes out a portal of dimensions}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Portal of dimensions, activate, and set for dimension Whatever!
{the portal does not activate}
GEORGE: {coming onscreen} It's not gonna work. King Snailbert disactivated all the portals of dimensions.
THE WHEELCHAIR: Then I'm gonna have a talk with this King Snailbert.
{cut to The Wheelchair and George in front of a flower with eyes and a mouth}
FLOWER: Hello, I'm Mr. Flower. King Snailbert is busy now, but I can help you arrange an appointment for January 31, 2134.
THE WHEELCHAIR: All right, you little flower man, I want to see King Snailbert now! Either do that, or kill me!
{cut to The Wheelchair on a large platform tied to a burning pole}
GEORGE: {offscreen} Stop burning him!
VOICE: Does George Sluggish, Prince of Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land, speak up against his father King Snailbert?
THE WHEELCHAIR: You're a prince!
GEORGE: {offscreen} Oh, I never told you that? I thought I mentioned it sometime?
{The screen fades to a scene on the beach. The Wheelchair is watching George glide around in the sky with a hang glider.}
GEORGE: I'm prince of the world!
{the screen fades back to The Wheelchair tied to a burning pole}
THE WHEELCHAIR: I thought that was just an expression.
GEORGE: King Snailbert, release him immediately!
{cut to Mr. Flower guiding The Wheelchair and George through a hallway}
GEORGE: Do we really need to be guided?
MR. FLOWER: Yes, no exceptions. Even King Snailbert is guided.
THE WHEELCHAIR: Hey, if King Snailbert is your dad, why do you call him King Snailbert?
GEORGE: He likes being called King Snailbert, so he orders everyone to call him that.
{Mr. Flower opens the door to the throne room. The Wheelchair and George walk in, and King Snailbert is sitting at his throne.}
KING SNAILBERT: Wow, son! You've grown so much! Look, you have my eyes! Oh, I see you have your mother's ears!
GEORGE: Calm down.
KING SNAILBERT: I will. But I have to ask, what's with this wheelchair?
GEORGE: This is The Wheelchair, and he's my best friend.
THE WHEELCHAIR: Don't worry, I don't carry diseases. Except one.
KING SNAILBERT: Guards!
{two snails as big as The Wheelchair grab The Wheelchair and tug him to the door}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Wait! I was just joking!
{Mr. Flower gets in front of the two guards}
MR. FLOWER: Now follow me to the dungeons.
{cut to George and Mr. Flower outside the jail cell that The Wheelchair is in}
GEORGE: Look, you can't make jokes around my father.
THE WHEELCHAIR: I didn't know! You never said anything!
GEORGE: Oh yes I did.
{the scene fades to The Wheelchair, George and Mr. Flower walking through a hallway}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Is King Snailbert actually, like a nickname, like The Joker?
GEORGE: King Snailbert hates jokers.
{the scene fades back to The Wheelchair and George}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Is there anything else I may have misunderstood?
GEORGE: Well, this morning, I ate all your cereal and then shed my skin in the box. Then you ate it.
THE WHEELCHAIR: What!?!
{The scene fades to The Wheelchair at a table next to a box of Cheat Commandos...Os. He is eating out of a bowl with a spoon. George comes onscreen.}
THE WHEELCHAIR: These Cheat Commandos...Os taste different.
GEORGE: That's because I shed my skin in the empty box.
THE WHEELCHAIR: No wonder why it tastes so good!
{the scene fades back to The Wheelchair and George}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Why don't I remember that?
GEORGE: Because your favorite food is snail, and you ate snail skin, plus you were half asleep.
THE WHEELCHAIR: Do snails even shed skin?
GEORGE: Look, I'll talk to King Snailbert, but I doubt he'll let you out.
{George and King Snailbert are in the throne room}
GEORGE: Please let him out! I'll do my chores without maids for a week! You can even lower the maid's allowance and give me a cheap one like you always do!
KING SNAILBERT: Fine, I'll let your friend free.
{cut to The Wheelchair, George, and King Snailbert in the same room}
THE WHEELCHAIR: So, King Snailbert, can you let people use portals of dimensions again?
KING SNAILBERT: No. Monsters are coming into Sweet Cuppin' Cakes.
THE WHEELCHAIR: But it's for an email show.
KING SNAILBERT: Why didn't you say so? I'll open the pathway for you.
THE WHEELCHAIR: I really don't think a bunch of man-eating monsters is dangerous you know.
KING SNAILBERT: What dimension do you want to go to?
THE WHEELCHAIR: Whatever.
KING SNAILBERT: My portal of dimensions, activate and set for dimension Whatever!
{a portal appears}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Thanks! Now I can finish this email!
{The Wheelchair jumps into the portal and falls out on the other side in the same room}
THE WHEELCHAIR: What happened?
KING SNAILBERT: Well, you wanted to go to dimension whatever, which in Sping and Summer, Sweet Cuppin' Cakes is in the day and Teen Girl Squad is at night. The order switches during fall and winter.
{cut to The Wheelchair and George going away from the castle}
THE WHEELCHAIR: How long until night?
GEORGE: Twenty-five seconds. Oh, and I wanted to tell you something.
THE WHEELCHAIR: Is it how I take orders from emails when I could just say no? Is it the fact that I didn't have to make these email answers so long?
GEORGE: No, it's...
THE WHEELCHAIR: Well, I want to! And that's the way it's always gonna be!
GEORGE: No, I like how you make your emails long. I just needed to tell you that...
{The Wheelchair disappears}
GEORGE: ...I think you're from Teen Girl Squad.
{cut to The Wheelchair in Teen Girl Squad}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Woah! I'm in Teen Girl Squad!
{a crudely-drawn man wearing glasses walks up to The Wheelchair}
MAN: Hi, I'm Professor J. And you, The Wheelchair, have to get out of here.
THE WHEELCHAIR: Why?
PROFESSOR J: Strong Bad guides the comics, giving each character a personality. After the comic is over, the character get vicious. Strong Bad's personalities are nothing like the real ones. And even sometimes...the characters mutate.
THE WHEELCHAIR: What do you mean?
PROFESSOR J: Cheerleader has fangs, for crying out loud!
{Cheerleader walks onscreen}
CHEERLEADER: Was someone talking about me? {shows her fangs and talks in an evil voice} 'Cause I vant to suck their blood.
PROFESSOR J: RUN!! {leaves}
{Cheerleader moves really close to The Wheelchair and opens mouth very wide}
THE WHEELCHAIR: HELP!!
{The Wheelchair disappears}
CHEERLEADER: {fangs disappear and talks in a regular voice} Wow, these summer nights are short and NOT SO GOOD!
{cut to The Wheelchair and Rockholz in a cave}
ROCKHOLZ: The Wheelchair...what a pleasant surprise.
{A boulder forms in Rockholz's hand, but before he can throw it, three random horses run over Rockholz. Rockholz falls to the ground, and it causes an avalanche of rocks to block The Wheelchair's exit out of the cave.}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Aww...fizzle-biscuits!
{The Paper comes down}
Easter Eggs
- Click on the fallen Rockholz to see Zorkolch dancing:
{Zorkolch spins on his head, and then he does a backflip. He swings his arms, and then he does a front flip.}
ZORKOLCH: Who's the king of the dance?
{Zorkolch jumps in the air and does a 720. He slides on the floor on his knees. He gets back up, then he does a split.}
ZORKOLCH: Oww!
Fun Facts
- The email isn't even answered.
- There is another use of three random horses.
- This is the first apperance of King Snailbert and Mr. Flower.
- Dimension "whatever" is from dimensions.
- King Snailbert was also mentioned in this email.
- Cheat Commandos...Os is from Cheat Commandos...O's.
- The Joker is from Batman.
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