Other Character Email The Wheelchair/DVD/Deleted2
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Deleted The Wheelchair Email #2
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Summary
The Wheelchair is asked whether he's ever had cheese and yogurt...at the same time!
Cast (in order of appearance): The Wheelchair, Ready For Primetime, The Worm
Plot: None
Computer: Wheely 145
Lines: 34
Page Title: Wheely 145
Should Have Released Date: February 3, 2006
Transcript
{The Wheelchair types "the_wheelchair_email.exe"}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Eee...um...mail? Er...right.
{an email pops up}
Dear The Wheelchair,
Do you like to eat cheese and yogurt at the same time?
Your Fiend,
DAD
THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} Um...what kind of question is this? And you're apparently my fiend now, dad. Except you're not my dad, you liar. But to answer your question, I'm gonna say no, because that sounds disgusting.
{Cut to the set of a gameshow. The neon lights in the background say "An Interesting Game Show". The Wheelchair is behind a contestant's stand and Ready For Primetime, the host, is behind a podium.}
READY FOR PRIMETIME: All right, final finalist, you have three catergories for your final final question: Name that song, name that beard style, and eat stuff.
THE WHEELCHAIR: I'm gonna go eat stuff.
READY FOR PRIMETIME: All right, eat -
THE WHEELCHAIR: No, what I meant was I'm hungry and I'm gonna go now and get something to eat.
READY FOR PRIMETIME: NO! DON'T LEAVE YET!!!!
THE WHEELCHAIR: Whoa, calm down!
READY FOR PRIMETIME: Just bring out his food!
{Keyboard Strong Bad comes onscreen holding a tray with a tray cover. He puts it in front of The Wheelchair and lifts up the tray cover, revealing a piece of cheese in a bowl of yogurt.}
READY FOR PRIMETIME: Eat this to win some a really large sum of negative dollars!
THE WHEELCHAIR: Okay!
{The Wheelchair takes out a spoon and eats the food within a few seconds.}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Um...that didn't taste too bad!
READY FOR PRIMETIME: Oh. Well then, pay up.
THE WHEELCHAIR: Pay? You? Nice joke, I'm leaving this crummy game show. {rolls offscreen}
READY FOR PRIMETIME: {cut to a close-up of his...face} All right, when we come back, a NEW contestant will have to eat...a rabid chipmunk.
{audience gasp}
{Cut to The Wheelchair at the Wheely 145}
THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} So, dad person, to answer your question, no, I have never eaten cheese and yogurt at the same time. Not once. Never. Not even on a gameshow.
THE WORM: {coming onscreen from the right} Not een ee box? Oor weeth ee fox?
THE WHEELCHAIR: {not typing} Not in a box! Not with a fox! I will not eat yogurt {emphasis on gurt} and cheese...am. I will not eat them Worm I am!
THE WORM: Uh...right.
{The Paper comes down}
Easter Eggs
- Click on The Worm at the end to see this scene:
READY FOR PRIMETIME: {at gameshow podium} All right, the million dollar question is...if you're on an island with only Eh! Steve, The Wheelchair, and Sherlock, who would be the smartest choice to eat first?
THE WORM: {offscreen} I just dig a hole in the ground to the nearest city.
READY FOR PRIMETIME: No, no, no. NO! You're supposed to eat yourself!
Fun Facts
- The dialogue between The Worm and The Wheelchair at the end is a modified version of a verse in Green Eggs and Ham.
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