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The Wheelchair Email #2
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Summary
The Wheelchair explains how Eh! Steve unlearned how to talk
Cast (in order of appearance): The Wheelchair, Sherlock, Eh! Steve, Guys on TV (easter egg)
Plot: None
Computer: Wheely 145
Lines: 32
Page Title: Wheely 145
Release Date: February 2, 2006
Transcript
{The Wheelchair is watching TV}
TV: We'll be right back with Action, Violence, and Explosions after these messages.
THE WHEELCHAIR: It's a commercial. Time to check my email.
{rolls over to the Wheely 145 and types the_wheelchair_email.exe}
THE WHEELCHAIR: {singing} Check my email! Check my email!
{a message pops up}
Dear The Wheelchair,
How did Eh! Steve! learn to talk?
Last time I check he couldn't do that.
You didn't give him speech lessons,
did you?
-Your wordiest word,
Joshua
THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} Well, Joshie, Eh! Steve wasn't always not able to talk. It was right after my birthday when he unlearned how to talk. I was helping Sherlock catch The Worm.
{Cut to flashback. The Wheelchair is standing next to Sherlock holding a rope.}
THE WHEELCHAIR: That should do it Sherlock. Once The Worm comes out, the cage should fall and The Worm will be forced out of his hole.
{Eh! Steve runs on screen and his leg gets caught in The Worm's hole. The cage drops on his head.}
THE WHEELCHAIR: That cage is too small for Eh! Steve! How is he gonna buy me a better birthday present now?
{The Wheelchair lifts up the cage. Stars spin in circles above Eh! Steve's head.}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Say something! Please! I don't want to be arrested!
EH! STEVE: {acts as if he's trying to say something, but whatever he is trying to say comes out gurgled.}
{cut back to the Wheely 145}
THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} Then I had to give Eh! Steve speech lessons. I only got as far as his name.
{Cut to the classroom. The Wheelchair writes Eh on the board. Eh! Steve is in the foreground.}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Say 'eh.'
EH! STEVE: Ah!
THE WHEELCHAIR: No. Eh.
EH! STEVE: Ah?
{a clock strikes 3:00 and Eh! Steve leaves}
THE WHEELCHAIR: HEY! You still haven't paid your five dollars!
{cut back to the Wheely 145}
THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} The speech lessons continued for a few weeks until he could finally say his name. But he still had to pay me $45.00. So I didn't give him any speech lessons after that. {stops typing} So, I need to get to my show now.
{rolls over to TV}
TV: We now return to Action, Violence, and Explosions!
{The Paper comes down}
Easter Eggs
- Click on the TV to see a short sequence from Action, Violence, and Explosions:
GUY: That building is gonna explode.
OTHER GUY: No, it's not!
{building explodes}
GUY: The building exploded. Hand over my fifty bucks.
Fun Facts
- If Eh! Steve paid The Wheelchair five dollars a day for speech lessons, and Eh! Steve attended the lessons five days a week, then Eh! Steve attended the lessons for three weeks.
- The Wheelchair teaches Eh! Steve how to talk in The Classroom.
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