Other Character Email The Wheelchair/rockholz's cave

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The Wheelchair Email #6

Contents

Summary

The Wheelchair attacks Rockholz's cave.

Cast (in order of appearance): The Wheelchair, Eh! Steve, George, The Worm, Rockholz

Plot: The First Attack

Computer: Wheely 145

Lines: 84

Page Title: Wheely 145

Release Date: March 3, 2006

Transcript

{Eh! Steve is a silhouette in the foreground in The Classroom. The Wheelchair is at the chalkboard with the words "The Wheelchair" on the board.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Progress is really coming along. Tomorrow we're going to move onto George.

EH! STEVE: The Wheelchair! The Wheelchair! Eh! Chair!

THE WHEELCHAIR: Looks like you really improved. {erasing "The Wheelchair} So now say George. {writes "George" on the board}

EH! STEVE: Jair! J-uh-or-g. Ja-org. George!

THE WHEELCHAIR: Looks like we're really moving fast today! {whispering} After three weeks we have to be moving along.

EH! STEVE: Eh! George! Eh! Steve! George chair!

'THE WHEELCHAIR: Is it nine o'clock yet?

{George slides in}

GEORGE: Wheelchair! The Worm wasn't at last night's or the night before that's lesson! I heard he was arrested for impersonating a cop!

THE WHEELCHAIR: All right! See you Eh! Steve!

EH! STEVE: Eh! George!

GEORGE: You taught him to say my name.

THE WHEELCHAIR: Aren't glad he's not saying banana?

GEORGE: Er...I guess.

{cut to Wheely 145 with George not present}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {singing} Ohhhhhhh! It's finally nine o'clock! It's time to check my email! Email! Email!

{an email pops up}

{When The Wheelchair reaches Rocholz he says it, then says, "Oops. You spelled that wrong." When he reaches Awstin he says it, then says, "I think you spelled that wrong too."}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} Well, he never actually lost the battle. Rockholz just retreated and went back to his cave. I chased him but Rockholz closed a big giant metal door on me. But before I attempt a break in I first must see The Worm.

{cut to a jail cell with The Wheelchair outside it and The Worm inside it}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Ha ha ha ha ha ha! You're in jail!

{Cut to a zoomed out view of a large island with a large closed up cave in the middle. The screen zooms in quickly and The Wheelchair is rolling up to the top of the cave.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Rockholz will never be expecting this!

ROCKHOLZ: {from inside the cave} That was a good episode of Climbing the Rockys, but now I have to write false letters to The Worm!

{The Wheelchair cuts a hole in the ceiling. It falls.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Aha! I knew you were the one writing letters to The Worm! You're going to be arrested!

{cut to the inside of the cave}

ROCKHOLZ: Ah, The Wheelchair. I've been expecting you!

THE WHEELCHAIR: What, did you put out a bowl of lava?

{The Wheelchair jumps through the hole}

ROCKHOLZ: Actually, I did.

THE WHEELCHAIR: What!? {looks down} Ahhhhhhhh!

{The Wheelchair lands safely on the piece of rock he cut out}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Were you expecting that?

ROCKHOLZ: Did I tell you there's a wave maker installed into that bowl of lava?

{waves begin to wave in the lava}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Okay, I can do this. It's just like that video game.

{The graphics switch to 8-bit ones. The Wheelchair uses his rocket boosters to avoid lava waves and shooting lava. This goes on for about ten seconds, and then The Wheelchair lands on safe ground. The graphics go back to normal.}

ROCKHOLZ: Very good, but now you will face the real challenge! I Rockholz, will order an army to capture you!

THE WHEELCHAIR: Why don't you just skip the army and let me fight you?

ROCKHOLZ: This isn't like a video game where you can defeat everyone except the boss with one hit. These troops are strong! And they're filled with helium so they can fly!

THE WHEELCHAIR: Flying rocks. Not a threat.

ROCKHOLZ: How about if you lose to the rocks I'll stop writing to The Worm.

THE WHEELCHAIR: And what do you think will make me agree to that?

ROCKHOLZ: Grandma's old-fashioned chocolate chip cookies.

THE WHEELCHAIR: Why don't you just send out the rocks?

ROCKHOLZ: As you wish.

{a bunch of flying rocks come flying at The Wheelchair}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Ow! These things are going to make me pop a tire!

{A big rock comes and hits The Wheelchair. The Wheelchair falls and the screen goes black.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Where am I?

{the screen goes from black to a view of a dungeon}

THE WHEELCHAIR: How did I get in a dungeon?

{the wall collapses and the Wheely 145 is behind it}

THE WHEELCHAIR: My computer! I knew you would rescue me! But why didn't you tell me you could fly and break down walls?

{The Wheelchair exits the dungeon and attaches his rocket boosters to his chair. He flies to the top of the cave.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: It's time to get a little payback.

{The Wheelchair takes out a stink bomb and chucks it down the hole he made}

THE WHEELCHAIR: Let's get out of here before things get ugly.

{The Wheelchair and Wheely 145 fly offscreen. Four seconds after this, the cave explodes.}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {offscreen} I thought that was a stink bomb.

ROCKHOLZ: {offscreen} Horrible smells explode!

{cut to Wheely 145}

THE WHEELCHAIR: {typing} And that's what happened to Rockholz. The best part was that I learned my Wheely 145 could fly and break down walls. Or maybe it was the stink bomb part. Man, those things smell. The good news is that I don't have to teach Eh! Steve how to talk anymore.

{The Worm pops up}

THE WORM: Can I heeve speech leesons?

THE WHEELCHAIR: No!

{the paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on Eh! Steve to see this:

EH! STEVE: Eh! Steve! Eh! George! George, eh, chair! Eh! Chair, pink fuzzy bunnies.

Fun Facts

  • Aren't you glad I didn't say banana is the punchline of a knock-knock joke.
  • People say grandmothers make good chocolate chip cookies.


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