Other Character Email The Wheelchair/no emails
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The Wheelchair Email #26½
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Summary
The Wheelchair gets no "emailas".
Cast (in order of appearance): The Wheelchair, The Worm, Ready For Primetime
Plot: None
Computer: Happy 354
Lines: 56
Page Title: Happy with the 354
Release Date: December 23, 2006
Transcript
{The Wheelchair double-clicks on "Email"}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Check, check, check, check, check, emaila, emaila, emaila, EMAIL!
{A message that says "You have no new emails, [enter name]" pops up.}
THE WHEELCHAIR: No emails? Well, what the heck do I do then? {The Wheelchair pauses for three seconds} This is boring. Um...I'm going to mess around with the functions of this computer...
{The screen goes black and a message appears onscreen. It says, "Some Time Later".}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Now that I've messed with every little function on the computer, I'm going to check my email again!
{The Wheelchair double-clicks on "Email", and a message that says "You have no new emails, GoOsEcHiCkEnHeAd" pops up.}
THE WHEELCHAIR: What!?! Still no new emails! I can't believe this!
{Cut to a zoomed out view of The Wheelchair's room. On the floor is a hole about the size of The Worm. The Worm pops out of it.}
THE WORM: Maybe you have no new emails because this email show isn't popular enough.
THE WHEELCHAIR: The Worm? When did you make that hole?
THE WORM: That information is confidental.
THE WHEELCHAIR: Right...So...You're saying my emaila show isn't popular enough?
THE WORM: Yep.
THE WHEELCHAIR: Oh. Seriously?
THE WORM: Yep.
THE WHEELCHAIR: But I've got twenty-six emailas!
THE WORM: Probably a lot of people dislike the Sweet Cupcakes.
THE WHEELCHAIR: Maybe it's because you lost your speech impediment!
THE WORM: Whas are oo teaking aboot?
THE WHEELCHAIR: Nevermind. But do you know a way to spread the word of my emaila show?
THE WORM: No.
THE WHEELCHAIR: Oh. Seriously?
THE WORM: Yees, seeriasly.
THE WHEELCHAIR: Oh. {pauses} Okay.
{Cut to The Wheelchair and Ready For Primetime in Sweet Cuppin' Cakes.}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Have you heard of {pause} The {pause} Wheelchair {pause} Emailas?
READY FOR PRIMETIME: No. {walks away}
THE WHEELCHAIR: {shouting to Ready For Primetime} Well make sure you do and emaila him!
{The scene zooms out a little and a hole about the size of The Worm is on the ground. The Worm pops out of it.}
THE WHEELCHAIR: Where in the world are these holes coming from?
THE WORM: Thas con-fee-dential.
THE WHEELCHAIR: Yeah...
THE WORM: I see that yee're emeel show eesen't very popleer.
THE WHEELCHAIR: You can stop talking like that!
THE WORM: No-kay.
THE WHEELCHAIR: Erg...Well...Just because Ready For Primetime never heard of my emaila show doesn't mean no one's heard of it.
{A message appears onscreen that says "A few moments later". Cut to a very zoomed out view of The Wheelchair in Sweet Cuppin' Cakes.}
THE WHEELCHAIR: {yelling} SOMEBODY EMAILA ME!!! {The camera zooms in on The Wheelchair.} Erg...
THE WORM: {offscreen} Nobeedy emeels oo! Geet eet een your heed!
{The camera zooms out a little to show The Worm with his head sticking out of a hole.}
THE WHEELCHAIR: That hole was definitely not there a few seconds ago! How did it get there?
THE WORM: Thas -
THE WHEELCHAIR: Stop using that stupid speech impediment! I can hardly understand what you're saying!
THE WORM: You finally realized it, The Wheelchair.
THE WHEELCHAIR: Huh? What're you talking about?
THE WORM: You finally realized the moral of this half-mail.
THE WHEELCHAIR: Moral?
THE WORM: Yes, moral. And the moral is 'Be Careful What You Wish For', because you wished that I had my speech impediment, but now you realized that you can't understand what I'm saying when I use it.
THE WHEELCHAIR: I'm gonna eat you!
{The Paper comes down}
Easter Eggs
- Click on The Wheelchair at the end to see this:
THE WHEELCHAIR: Please emaila me!
- Click on him again to see this:
THE WHEELCHAIR: You click on me twice but you don't emaila me? Come on!
- Click on The Wheelchair a third time to see this:
THE WHEELCHAIR: Okay, I'm outta here. {rolls offscreen}
THE WORM: Hey wait! You have to make it so if you click a fourth time, you eat me!
Fun Facts
- At the time this not quite so email was made, there hadn't been any emails in The Wheelchair's inbox for two months, and before that, another two months...or so.
- The Wheelchair threatening to eat The Worm is like The Wheelchair threatening to eat George.
- Having a moral is common in short stories and fables.
- "Be Careful What You Wish For" is a common moral.
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