PBTC The Cheat Email/world conqueror

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PBTC The Cheat Email #10 world conqueror

Summary

  • The Cheat attempts to conquer a world.

Cast (in order of appearance)

The Cheat, Homestar, Nebulon, Homsar's Parents? (sillhouettes)

Here we GO!

THE CHEAT: I wanna ch-ch-ch-check it from your head to your toes! {types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up} 

Dear Teh C.
WHY DON"T YOU GO AN CONQUER
THE ENTIRE WORLD, EH?!?!
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD DIEDEA
TO MEEE!1111
gfghsgl;asgl

THE CHEAT: {reading email} Dear Teh. C. {yelling} WHY DON QUOTES T YOU GO AN CONQUER THE ENTIRE WORLD, EH? THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD DIEDEA TO MEEDLY MEEDLY MEEEEEEE! ONE ON ONE ONE ONE ONE! JIBBERISH! Okay Mr. Berrish, I'll go conquer a world. {A rocket appears next to The Cheat and The Cheat steps inside}

HOMESTAR: {offscreen} 3....2....1....BLAST OFF! {The rocket blasts off and The Cheat is blasted into space}

THE CHEAT: Well, this is {BANG}! What was that? {Looks out window} Oh, we just hit Nebulon. No one liked his style anyways. {BANG!} STUPID NEBULON FAMILY! {Walks outside the rocket with an M-16 to find that he has crashlanded on a mysterious planet} Hmmm...where am I? {The Cheat spots a sign reading: 

WELCOME TO URANUS!
''please don't make fun of our name.''

THE CHEAT: Oh, we're obviously on Pluto. {pulls out a flag with a picture of The Cheat on it} I CLAIM THIS PLANET IN THE NAME OF-

DEEP VOICES: DaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa! We're a cup of coffee!

THE CHEAT: Are you Homsar's parents?

DEEP VOICES: We're a song from the twenties!

THE CHEAT: That's a yes! ME! {puts flag in the ground} Now as your ruler, I command you to go burn up on The Sun!

DEEP VOICES: DaAaAaAaAaAa! We do as we're told! {Two sillhouettes appear behind the Cheat, one looks like Modestly Hot Homsar, one just looks like Homsar with a long beard. They both jump off of the planet towards the Sun}

THE CHEAT: Ooooo! Let's watch! {The Cheat turns toward the sun} 3....2....1....{sizzles} YAY! Back to Earth! {The Cheat jumps back in his rocket and shoots back to Earth. A printer falls from the sky and hits the "Uranus" sign, ejecting a CD reading, "Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 Secret Tape."}


Easter Eggs

  • Click the CD to see Nebulon playing THPS 3.



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