PBTC The Cheat Email/grow-shrink

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PBTC The Cheat Email #42 grow-shrink

Summary

Dr. Homsar Gives The Cheat a grow-shrink device.

Cast(in order of appearance)

The Cheat, Pom Pom, Homestar, Coach Z, Luxa, 1-Up, Stinkoman(Easter Egg)

Here We GO!

THE CHEAT: C-mail! Liam-C! {Types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up}

Dear PBTC The Cheat,
I have just invented the Grow-Shrink machine.
With it, you can grow to immense sizes and terrorize
Homestar Runner, or shrink to very small sizes and
sneak under high-security doors and steal stuff!
Here's the file.
attached: grow-shrink.exe
--Dr. Homsar

THE CHEAT: {reading email} Dear Possums Biting The Carcus The Cheat, I have just invented the Grow-shrink machine! With it, you grow big or small. Take a file. From Dr. Homsar. Hmmm... {The Cheat clicks on the attachment and grows 50 feet tall, breking his roof} I'm big now! {The Cheat walks off. Cut to The Cheat and Pom Pom in The Field}

POM POM: Bubble, bubble.

THE CHEAT: Okay. {The Cheat steps on Pom Pom, popping him to reveal a trophy inside him} Hooray! {Cut to The Cheat and Homestar at The Field}

HOMESTAR: You're big now!

THE CHEAT: Duh.

HOMESTAR: Hooray! {Cartwheels offscreen. Cut to The Cheat at his computer}

THE CHEAT: That was fun. Let's click it again! {The Cheat clicks it and returns to normal} Hey, I'm still normal! {The Cheat clicks it again, making him almost microscopic} Here I go! {Cut to mini-The Cheat and Coach Z, who is doing a hip-hop dance in Coach Z's Locker Room}

COACH Z: {rapping}

I'm pink but I'm green inside
Gangstas commit something with a -cide!

{The Cheat falls through a hole in the top of a locker, falling inside}

THE CHEAT: {He hits the bottom} Oof. {I girl rides up on a bat}

GIRL: I am Luxa of the Underland. Who are you, Overlander?

THE CHEAT: The Cheat.

LUXA: It's The Cheat! {Luxa starts bowing down}

THE CHEAT: {Back on the computer. Or rather, standing on the mouse} Woo. {The Cheat jumps, clicking the mouse and putting him back to normal} Ahh! Much better. The Printer? {The small version of The Printer falls, ejecting a tiny CD}

1-UP: {walking in} Wow, spottymun! You're printer is small. Maybe when it's older. Is it from the moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon?!?

Easter Eggs

  • Click 1-Up to see Stinkoman do something weird.

Transcript

{Cut to 20X6 The Field. Stinkoman and The Printer are facing eachother}

STINKOMAN: Hey Scannaman! Whaaaaaaaat are you doing?

THE PRINTER: {prints out a paper reading "Loitering"}

STINKOMAN: Too bad. {Scrathes head} I can't read! Does it say challenge?

1-UP: {walking in} Does it say pudding? {Stinkoman jumps toward The Printer, arm extended}

Fun Facts

  • The Part in Coach Z's locker is a reference to the book Gregor The Overlander.


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