PBTC The Cheat Email/psychic powers

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PBTC The Cheat Email #19 psychic powers

Summary

The Cheat shows off his psychic powers...probably.

Cast (in order of appearance)

The Cheat, Bubs, Nebulon, Acne-Face

Here We GO!

THE CHEAT: I take some email in the morning and some email at night...{Types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up} 

Hey Cheaty,
Do you have psychic powers? They
are totally awesome.
From Leoooka.

THE CHEAT: {reading email} Hey Cheaty? What a nickname. Do you have psychic powers? They are totally awesome? From Code Lyoko? You just asked if I had psychic powers and then said that they were totally awesome. I haven't even shown you yet! Well, I did use them once. It all started at the bowling alley. {Cut to outside a building with a sign reading: 

Nebulon Bowling Lanes

The Cheat is shown walking inside and walks up to the snack counter} THE CHEAT: Hey, Bub! Get me one a them pizza squares.

BUBS: {walks in} My name is Bubs! But I'll let it slide. One pizza {pronounces it as it looks. Pizz-uh} square comin' up! {Hands The Cheat a tiny pizza square} That'll be 1 gazillion dollars!

THE CHEAT: Um.... {Nebulon walks up to Bubs}

NEBULON: Bubs! You know that millinaires get a discount! The Cheat here you go! Have ten dollars! {Hands the Cheat $10}

THE CHEAT: Thanks? {Acne-face walks up}

ACNE-FACE: {sniffs} The manager wanted me to give you a trophy. {Hands The Cheat a huge trophy} Enjoy!

THE CHEAT: Wanna wrestle, Bubs?

BUBS: {tries to rip off his shirt, but fails} Anytime!

THE CHEAT: I'll meet you at Madison Square Garden at 1 and 2 and GO! {The scene changes to Madison Square Garden. The Cheat and Bubs are in a wrestling ring} I am still The WCW Champion!

BUBS: I shall take it from you!

THE CHEAT: You shan't be taking anything but a bath! Punch attack! {The Cheat runs toward Bubs and barely misses him}

BUBS: Don't hurt me with your psycho powers The Cheat!

THE CHEAT: {in midair} Look, I'm levitating! {Cut back to the computer} I beat Bubs! Bring it on, The Printer! {The printer brings it on and the CD reads "Nebu-lanes! A NEW Bowling Alley!"}


Easter Eggs

Click the CD to see Nebu-lanes.



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