PBTC The Cheat Email/trophies

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PBTC The Cheat Email #57 trophies

Summary

PBTC The Cheat is asked what would he do if he lost his trophies to Homestar

Cast in order of appearance: PBTC The Cheat, PBTC The Announcer, PBTC Strong Bad, PBTC Homestar, PBTC The Cheat/PBTC Firebert

Transcript

PBTC THE CHEAT: Email Teh C. I have alot of trophies. Email Teh C.

Hey Teh Chekt!
What would you do if you lost your
trophies to PBTC Homestar?
-Lemita

PBTC THE CHEAT: Well, Lemmy Koopa, I never lose my trophies to Homestar! He is a loser and such! Anyway, a Jumping Jack contest is on, I'm so going to win!

{Cut to the Jumping Jack Contest}

PBTC THE ANNOUNCER: Welcome, one and all! To the Jumping Jack Contest! We have our contestants! {Camera pans to Homestar} Homestar, the 50 time loser! {Camera pans to Strong Bad} Strong Bad, the mile runner! {Camera pans to The Cheat} The Cheat, the 1 million time champion! {Camera cuts to the stage} Ready and set and go now.

{The Characters start jumping jacks, Camera cuts to Strong Bad, who jumps a high jack and floats off to space}

PBTC THE ANNOUNCER: It looks like Homestar and The Cheat are left!

{Homestar kicks The Cheat and The Cheat falls over}

PBTC THE ANNOUNCER: The Cheat loses, Homestar wins. Here Homestar have all of The Cheat's trophies!

PBTC HOMESTAR: Horray for me! {PBTC Homestar runs off with the trophies following him}

PBTC THE CHEAT: He'll pay.......

{Cut to a Time Card which says: At Night}

{Cut to outside Homestar's House, The Cheat is dressed as Firebert and Strong Bad comes in}

PBTC STRONG BAD: The Cheat! The only way to get in is to be awesome! Have a trophy!

PBTC THE CHEAT: Yay! {goes up to the door and knocks it}

{A pause and the door remains closed, The Cheat bashes the door down}

PBTC THE CHEAT: If I was Homestar, where would I keep my trophies? AH-HA! {Camera cuts to the "Obvious Trophy Case"} I knew it! It was obvious! {The Cheat grabs the Trophy Case and runs off, the light turns on (Or in Flash, Brightness goes up) and Homestar comes in}

PBTC HOMESTAR: Where's my trophies? Oh yeah! The Cheat has them! He is better than me anyway. Oh snap! I need to recover my trophies! {Homestar runs off-screen}

{Cut to The Field}

PBTC THE CHEAT: {singing cheatese}

{Homestar comes in}

PBTC HOMESTAR: STOP! I will challenge you to the battle! Of! The! Trophies! Yeah!

PBTC THE CHEAT: Just try it buster!

{The Cheat grows muscular and Homestar puts on his dumb shirt, Homestar and The Cheat jump up each with a shovel, The Cheat and Homestar collide and a bad SHING noise plays, Cut to a Cinema Screen Field, Homestar lands and The Cheat lands later. Homestar falls over, cut back to PBTC The Field}

PBTC HOMESTAR: Perfect! Timing!

PBTC THE CHEAT: I win! And for that, you owe me 5 litres of Suudsu!

PBTC HOMESTAR: Anything for The Cheat! {walks off screen}

{Cut to the Computer}

PBTC THE CHEAT: {typing} So that's it, Lemmy...Koopa, That's what I would do if I lost all of my trophies to Homestar. And I have to go and be Awesome. {The Cheat leaves his seat}