PBTC The Cheat Email/FanStuff

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PBTC The Cheat Email #47 FanStuff

Summary

The Cheat is on FanStuff.

Cast(in order of appearance)

The Cheat, Strong Sad, Homsar

Here We GO!

THE CHEAT: I miss my computer. But I love this new one! {The Cheat pulls out a yellow IMac with spots on it. Hmm...I'll call it...

STRONG SAD: Shattered Dreams!

THE CHEAT: No, sir.

STRONG SAD: Oh.

THE CHEAT: I'll call it the hamina hoo Cheat...o...matic? The Cheatomatic! Yes!

STRONG SAD: No!

THE CHEAT: Checking C-Mail, on my Cheat...O...Matic! Yeah! {Types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up}

Dear The Cheat, Have you heard of the HRWiki Fanstuff Wiki? Apparently, some guy named "The Cheese" makes you do everything you do. Weird huh? Dudeman fanstuff.hrwiki.org

THE CHEAT: {reading email} Dear The Cheat, please go on FanStuff. There is this guy named TheCheese who is awesome not cool. From 1-Up Cheatachu. Link. Fine. {The Cheat clicks the link and the FanStuff main page comes up} Well, this su- Ooh! A link. {The Cheat clicks the "Create an Account or Log In" button and the page appears} I'll be Millinaire18. {Types it in as well as a password and clicks the link} Okay...what now? {The Cheat gets a message}

THE CHEAT: {clicks the message and the page changes to his talk page} Reading it now. {The message reads:}

Hi Millinaire18. I am A SYSOP. I'm not teh n00b. Please do something. Now. Love, Someone.

THE CHEAT: Okay... {another message pops up}

I'm am TheCheese! I am annoying! I am TheCheese! I eat cheese! Preferrably Swiss! Bye!

THE CHEAT: Wow. He really is annoying. {Another message pops up}

DaAaAaAaAaAa! I eat train sets for phone books! I'd good-bye a whole magnifying glass if Mrs. Raccoon would let me! Pizza crust! -Homsarspioerhjmpohg,pasoyi

THE CHEAT: Homsar? Wha? {Yet another message pops up}

Sorry MILLINAIRE18. You have been blocked by JOSHUA for being too rich! Good-Bye!

THE CHEAT: {logged off and typing} Quite an endeavor, I guess. {Homsar walks up}

HOMSAR: Hey Senior Hammer! Did you get my FanMail?

THE CHEAT: Hey! That kind of made sense!

HOMSAR: You're from Scotland, Jeeves?

THE CHEAT: Nevermind.

{The Printer falls, ejecting a CD reading, "Cents"}