PBTC The Cheat Email/50 emails

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PBTC The Cheat Email #46 50 emails

Summary

The Cheat shows us how he answers so many emails!

Cast(in order of appearance)

The Cheat, Strong Sad, King Of Town, Nebulon

Here We GO!

THE CHEAT: Email! C-Mail! Um...more C-Mail! {Types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up}

Dear PBTC The Cheat,
I can't help but notice that you aren't very far from fifty emails.
How do you do it?
Your pal,
1-Up Cheatachu

THE CHEAT: {reading email} Dear Penguins By The Cemetery The Cheat, I can't help but notice your show is awesome, and you are close to 500 emails! Even closer to 50 emails! How do you do it? Your pal, 1-Up. Well, 1-Up, it's not that hard, really.

HOMESTAR: {offscreen} It's true.

THE CHEAT: No, I'm kidding.

HOMESTAR: It's true.

THE CHEAT: Homestar's stupid.

HOMESTAR: It's true! {The Cheat gets up and walks offscreen. The camera pans left to find The Cheat standing next to a giant machine}

THE CHEAT: I accidentally left the offscreen comments machine on. {The Cheat presses a button and the machine shuts down. The Cheat runs back to the computer} It's sort of easy. I mean sometimes, you get worthwhile emails... {An email pops up}

Hi The Cheat,
If you could have any job in the world,
what would it be?
Your comrade,
TheCheese

THE CHEAT: That's a good one I may answer one day. But sometimes...I'll get one like this. {An email pops up}

Hey You!
Is there anyone you want to kill?
Anyone? And how would you like them
dead? Because I am a paid assassin!
I'll kill people for the right price.
before they kill you,
Dennis Dunjinman

THE CHEAT: That's the kind of email I wouldn't answer, probably. Because, it's really long and it's weird, but so is the I'm answering now. Hmm... But sometimes, I'll get really crappy emails! Like {an email pops up}

Dear Cheat,
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a
woodchuck could chuck wood? -TheCheese

THE CHEAT: That's a joke.

STRONG SAD: {offscreen} I'm a joke.

THE CHEAT: I gotta get that machi-

KING OF TOWN: My life is a joke.

THE CHEAT: I really gotta get that machine fixed. And sometimes, the unthinkably crappy emails come. {An email pops up}

Dear The Cheat,
This computer shall explode in 5 seconds after you read this letter.
Have a nice day,
007mraobbarg

THE CHEAT: Gimme a break! Who in their right mind, or rather, in any part of their mind would- {The Pixeler explodes, shooting The Cheat into space} Wow, it's roomy up here.

NEBULON: Wanna be my friend?

THE CHEAT: Well, that's how.

NEBULON: Wanna- {A CD hits Nebulon on the head. The CD reads, "Poor Pixeler. The Cheat then falls back to Earth} Aw man.

Easter Eggs

  • Click Nebulon to see The Pixeler one last time, exploded.

Transcript

{Cut to The Computer Desk with The Pixeler on it, exploded}

HOMESTAR: {walks up} I could check emails with this! Perfect! Timing!


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