PBTC The Cheat Email/battle

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PBTC The Cheat Email #32 battle

Summary

Tampo, Brody, and Stlunko Vs. PBTC The Cheat!

Cast(in order of appearance)

The Cheat, Tampo, Brody, Stlunko, Homestar, 1-Up, The Undertaker, Announcer

Here We GO!

THE CHEAT: The-Cheat-Emails! Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh! {Types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up}

This is teh Tapmo. And Stlunko.
And broDy. We gonna destroy you.
-Tampo, Brody, and Stlunko

THE CHEAT: {reading email} No hello, this is Tampo Brody, and Stlunko. We're gonna destroy you! Love, Tampo Brody and Stlunko. Well TBS, come and bring some with you in case you run out! Let's fight at Madison Square Garden! {The Cheat appears at Madison Square Garden in the wrestling ring} Well... {Stone Cold Steve Austin's theme music plays as Tampo Brody and Stlunko enter the arena and into the ring. The music turns off}

TAMPO: Where is the ref?

THE CHEAT: REF! {Homestar comes out dressed up as a zebra}

HOMESTAR: Let the match begin! Ding, ding! Ding! {Three ribbons float inside of the ring}

BRODY: I peck you now! {Brody sticks out his neck to peck The Cheat, but The Cheat grabs his neck and piledrives him} TAG! {Brody tags Stlunko and Stlunko enters the ring}

STLUNKO: Feel my fist and it's rage! I mean, feel my fist and it is rage! I mean, get hurt! {Stlunko attempts to pound The Cheat but The Cheat dodges it and grabs Stlunko's fist}

THE CHEAT: I got your fist now! {The Cheat puts his flipper-hand into the fist, giveing The Cheat a stone fist} POW! {The Cheat kicks Stlunko, sending him through the arena roof} 2 down! {1-Up stands up in the crowd}

1-UP: It's 1-UP! {A vendor walks by 1-Up} Say, do you have pudding? {Cut back to the ring}

THE CHEAT: Come on in, Tampo! {Tampo enters the ring and The Cheat takes off Stlunko's fist}

TAMPO: You can't defeat! Me! {Tampo throws a chair at The Cheat, who lets it hit him}

THE CHEAT: That tickled! {The Cheat leaves the ring and goes under it to come out with a table. He slides back into the ring and sets up the table} Take this! {The Cheat climbs up onto the turnbuckle and dives off, into Tampo. The Cheat picks up Tampo and sits him on the table} Who's your daddy? {The Cheat stands Tampo up, picks him up, flips him over, and gives him a Tombstone right through the table}

THE UNDERTAKER: {in the crowd} Yay The Cheat! {looks around} Why is no one else cheering? I invented that move! Okay...{The Undertaker sits down. Cut back to the ring}

THE CHEAT: Count, Homestar! {The Cheat gets on top of Tampo as Homestar counts}

HOMESTAR: ONE, TWO, FOUR, THREE! The Cheat! Wins! {The crowd goes nuts as The Cheat stands up and walks out of the arena. Cut to Tampo. He sits up and glares at The Cheat}

ANNOUNCER: To be continued! {Cut to The Cheat, back at his computer} Well, Turner Broadcasting Station, you didn't destroy me! Now, {quietly and not typed} to be continued? hmm.... {The Printer falls and ejects a CD reading,"Wrestlemania 23"}


Easter Eggs

  • Click on the CD to see a trailer for Tampo and The Cheat's next match, at Wrestlemania 23!


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