PBTC The Cheat Email/secret lab

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PBTC The Cheat Email #16 secret lab

Summary

S.S. wants to know if PBTC The Cheat has any secret labs.

Cast (in order of appearance)

The Cheat, Homestar

Here We GO!

THE CHEAT: I'll take a number 16 with a side of EMAILLLLLLLLLLLLLL! {types Cheatmail.exe, email pops up} 

Yo The C.,
Where do you live and if so do you have any secret labs? 
Please be honest,
Samuel Sparks

THE CHEAT: {reading email} Yo The Cdot, Where do you live and do you you have any secret labs? Please be stupid, Samuel Jackson. You know, S.S., I live here! As for secret labs, I do. I'll show you! {walks offscreen. Cut to a dark garage with The Cheat in his Tux} Watch carefully. {walks to a bookcase. Pulls out a book and the bookcase lifts up} Cool, huh? {The Cheat walks in to a lab of some sort. Really, all the lab is is a table with a glass of wine, a bendy straw, and a glass of water on it.} Now my latest invention! Watch and be amazed! {The Cheat puts the glass of water next to the glass of wine. He then puts the bendy straw on the top of the wine glass. The straw sways back and forth} Crap, it didn't work. {walks away. Homestar walks onscreen. When he walks, his feet make squishy sounds like Dee Dee in Dexter's Laboratory}

HOMESTAR: The Cheat! I brought back your hi-tech super-cool spy-binoculars! {holds up a pair of binoculars with wires drawn all over them. Homestar notices the device} Ooh! Perpetual Motion! Let's go sell It on EBay! {Picks up the device and walks offscreen} I'm gonna be a millinaire! {The Printer falls through the table, ejecting a CD reading "EBay Tutorial"}

Easter Eggs

  • Click the CD to see Homestar's EBAY auction. The current bid is $1,694,723,013.32.
  • Click the Printer to see the perpetual motion device again.



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