PBTC The Cheat Email/champeenship

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PBTC The Cheat Email #35 champeenship

Cast(in order of appearance)

The Cheat, Announcer, Lois Griffin(onscreen), Seth MacFarlane, Matt Groening, Homestar, Wagon Fulla Pancakes(Easter Egg), King Of Town(Easter Egg)

Summary

The Cheat enters the champeenship.

Here We GO!

THE CHEAT: 1 check, 2 check, 3 check, CMAIL! {Types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up}

Der_Cheet_Giest,
Are_You_Gonna_Be_In_The_Champeenship?
-Mr._Cradgage

THE CHEAT: {reading email like a robot} Dear-The-Cheat, Are-you-gonna-be-in-the-cham-peen-ship? Mister-Cradgage. {normally} Hmm...the champeenship. I didn't think the champeenship was for another few months. Okay, I'll be in it. {The Cheat walks offscreen. Cut to a huge room. The Cheat is leaning over a desk} Hmm...which contest should I enter? Animation, money-wasting, staring, they're all so good! I'll do them all! {The Cheat writes his signature on every form on the table}

ANNOUNCER: Everyone in the animation contest, report to the next room! {The Cheat and a few other people walk through a nearby door} Welcome to the Animation Champeenship! Find an empty computer and show us your best! {Everyone finds a computer} BEGIN! {Everyone begins typing away. Five minutes pass} We will now watch the three finalist's work! {A screen comes down in the front of the room} 1st finalist begin! {Family Guy's intro begins}

LOIS: {onscreen} It seems today, that all ya see, is violence in movies, and {screen goes black}

ANNOUNCER: Seth MacFarlane! You are eliminated!

SETH: {in the crowd} Oh poopie. {Seth walks out as the next entry plays. Some clowds are seen}

CHORUS: The Simps-

ANNOUNCER: Matt Groening, you are eliminated!

MATT: D'oh! {Matt walks out}

ANNOUNCER: Our last entry is from everyone's favorite, THE CHEAT! {The crowd goes nuts} Roll it! {The Cheat Theme Song plays} Let's give it up for The Cheat! Have a trophy! {A trophy falls from the roof and into The Cheat's hand}

THE CHEAT: I'm the best.

ANNOUNCER: Our next competition is the staring contest! Contestants line up! {Homestar walks up to The Cheat wearing a Tae-Kwon-Do uniform}

HOMESTAR: Hi-Gard!

ANNOUNCER: Go! {The Cheat and Homestar stare at each other}

THE CHEAT: Time to unleash my secret weapon! {The Cheat pokes Homestar in the eye}

HOMESTAR: Ow! My eye! It pains me!

ANNOUNCER: Here is your winner! The Cheat! {Homestar hands The Cheat a trophy} Next is the pie-eating competition! Line up! {The Cheat and a few others sit at a nearby table. A banner reads:} 

THE PIE EATING CONTEST!
No King Of Towns

ANNOUNCER: Ready and GO! {Everyone starts eating}

THE CHEAT: Take this! {The Cheat throws his pie at the person next to him}

ANNOUNCER: The Cheat got rid of his pie first! Hooray for The Cheat! {The Cheat catches a trophy thrown onscreen} The Cheat wins the Champeenship! {Cut to The Cheat back at his computer}

THE CHEAT: I got more trophies! {The Cheat walks to another room and comes up to a door labeled "Trophy Room #35!" He opens the door and an amazing amount of trophies fall out, covering the screen. The Printer falls on the pile, ejecting a CD reading, "The Champeenship}

Easter Eggs

  • Click the CD to see what happened in last year's champeenship}

Transcript

{Cut to The Wagon Fulla Pancakes and the King Of Town in a wrestling ring}

ANNOUNCER: The Wagon Fulla Pancakes Vs. The KOT! Fight! {The King Of Town runs and jumps on top of the Wagon Fulla Pancakes, and starts eating the pancakes}

WAGON FULLA PANCAKES: My brain!


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