PBTC The Cheat Email/friends

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PBTC The Cheat Email #27 friends

Summary

The Cheat tells us who his friends really are.

Cast(in order of appearance)

The Cheat, Homestar, Strong Bad, Strong Sad, Trogdor, Blastoise, Marzipan, Homsar, Bubs, Coach Z, King Of Town, The Poopsmith, Strong Mad

Here We GO!

THE CHEAT: Coming in at number 27, it's C-MAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL! {Types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up}

Der Cheet,
Yuo frends wth Stong Med?????????????????
-Mt. Kraigdade

THE CHEAT: {reading email} Der Cheat...Yuo frends wuth Stong Medications???????? From, Mount Crabjake. Wait a minute. I need my official suckish email translator to dechipher this suckish email. {Types osettdtse.run and a program comes up}

THE CHEAT: Am I friends with Strong Mad? What are you, Looney Styles?!? I'll interview everyone to see if they're my friend! Away! {The Cheat flies offscreen. Cut to a room with The Cheat and Homestar in it} Hey Homestar, you my friend?

HOMESTAR: All the way, Mr. C.!

THE CHEAT: No sir! {Homestar's seat falls backwards as The Cheat pushes a button on his desk}

HOMESTAR: I am falling into a lava pit filled with leopard seals now! {Homestar does this}

THE CHEAT: NEXT! {Strong Bad walks into the room} Strong Bad, you my friend?

STRONG BAD: We've been friends since I found you in that cake!

THE CHEAT: You pass. NEXT! {Strong Bad walks out as Strong Sad enters} You my friend, right, Dumpo?

STRONG SAD: I thought it was El Dum- {The Cheat presses the button as Trogdor enters the room and burninates Strong Sad}

THE CHEAT: Hey Troggy, you my friend?

TROGDOR: Sure?

THE CHEAT: Go, Blastoise! {The Cheat throws a Pokeball at Trogdor. It opens up and a Blastoise appears}

BLASTOISE: Blastoise! {Blastoise shoots water at Trogdor, causing him to disappear}

THE CHEAT: RETURN! {Blastoise disappears} NEXT! {Marzipan appears} You my friend?

MARZIPAN: Would you like some vegetarian tacos and diet water?

THE CHEAT: No again. {The Cheat presses the button and Marzipan self-destructs} NEXT! {Homsar appears} You my friend?

HOMSAR: DwAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA- {The Cheat pushes the button and Homsar appears in a rocket and gets blasted to the moon}

THE CHEAT: NEXT! {Bubs and Coach Z enter} This is getting old. Just say yes and we'll move on.

BUBS AND COACH Z: {simultaneously} Yes. {They both walk out}

THE CHEAT: Next. {The King Of Town and The Poopsmith enter} You my friend Kingy?

KING OF TOWN: Do you have food?

THE CHEAT: Have some poison. {The Cheat hands the King Of Town a green jar. The King of Town eats it and turns into a pile of dust} Handiman?!? {The Poopsmith begins shoveling as Strong Mad enters and stomps on the King Of Town} You are my friend! {The Printer falls into the King Of Town, ejecting a CD reading, "Top Secret"}

Easter Eggs

  • Click the CDto see that this was all a dream.

Transcript

THE CHEAT: {mumbling in his sleep} Hom-Homsar, moon. Bu-Button........Handiman. {snores}


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