PBTC The Cheat Email/millinaire

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Email #2 Millinaire

Buckless asks Free Country USA's favorite PBTC The Cheat how he became a millinaire. Weirdness ensues.

Cast: Strong Bad, The Cheat, Host

Here We GO!

THE CHEAT: Counting my emails, 7.8.9!

STRONG BAD: You don't have that many.

THE CHEAT: Counting my emails 1.2.3...wait. I don't have that many emails. {Opens email}

Dear PBTC The CHeeat,
Can u plz tell us how
you became a millinaire?
Thanks,
buckless

{Pronounces PBTC Sesame Street, plz Pulls, and buckless broke}

THE CHEAT:Well Nomoney, I became a millinaire like so. I was reading the personals in the paper. I saw an ad saying:


PBTC The Cheat needed!
You can be a millinaire if you click the paper!
No cheating!

THE CHEAT: So I clicked the paper and appeared on the game show, Jeopardy! {The screen changes to the set of Jeopardy} The host asked me to buy him breakfast to eat with his cat. So I went to McDonald's and got him some salt. I brought it back and he went wild.

HOST: Yum. I ate the salt this morning! Now you can be a millionaire if you answer one ques-.

THE CHEAT: I cut him off and said that I wanted to a millinaire, and not a millionaire. He said

HOST: Cool!

THE CHEAT: and he asked me to answer one question and I'd become millinaire. I picked the "Hard Question" category. The question read:

What do you want to be when you get young?

THE CHEAT: I said a millinaire. The host said I have a postcard and made me a millinaire. {Cut back to computer} Well, now I hope you don't smoke granola. It's vbad for your granola glands. So don't. {The Cheat walks offscreen}

{The printer falls down, ejecting a CD reading, "Granola Addiction and You."}


Easter Eggs

  • Click "Addiction" to see a Wanted! Sign for a chicken. The reward is a handful of phone books.



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