PBTC The Cheat Email/argument

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PBTC The Cheat Email #8 argument

Summary

Einoo wants to know what happened the last time The Cheat and Homsar got into an argument.

Cast (in order of appearance)

The Cheat, Homsar, The Homestar Runner

Here We GO!

{The Cheat is still in the field with his Unnamed Laptop} THE CHEAT:Check-a-check-a-check-a-check-a-EMAIL! EMAIL! (types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up}

Dear The Chaet,
When was the last time you had an argument with Homsar, and what was it about?
With lots of groan,
Einoo

THE CHEAT: {reading email} Dear The Chaet {pronounces Chaet Chay-et} When was the last time you had an argument with Homsar, and what was it about question mark with lots of crap, Einoo? Hmm. Not sure I pronounced that right. I know? E knew? I'll call you Billy Bob. Well, Billy B., I had Homsar over for dinner. Why I invited him is another parable. And we were having Chicken Noodle Soup. {Cut to Homsar and The Cheat sitting at a table with a can in between them}

THE CHEAT: You can have the last serving.

HOMSAR: DaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa! This episode was brought to you by a Nintendo 64.

THE CHEAT: YOU HAVE IT NOW!

HOMSAR: Chopsticks make my camera twitch!

THE CHEAT: That's it! {The Cheat crushes the can with his fist} GET OUT NOW BEFIVE I CALL THE FLYSWATTER TEAM!

HOMSAR: Your wish is my downfall! {Homsar walks out}

THE CHEAT: {shaking head} So annoying!

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: {walks in} Thanks for finally disposing of that can for me. It was driving me nuts! {Cut back to The Cheat at his Unnamed Laptop}

THE CHEAT: I still don't know where that creepy gray guy went. He had this line on his body and wherever he went, there was this weird noise that sounded like an old crappy projecter. {under breath} weirdo. {The Cheat does his famous printer routine, and the CD reads, "Dangeresque's Tape".}