PBTC The Cheat Email/topia

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PBTC The Cheat Email #36 topia

Cheatopia!

Summary

The Cheat makes his own country from scratch.

Cast(in order of appearance)

The Cheat, The Ungaraits, Homestar, 1-Up(Easter Egg), Stinkoman(Easter Egg)

Here We GO!

THE CHEAT: Who's always giving The Cheat a hand? CMail! CMail! {Types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up}

THE CHEAT!
I THINK YOU SHOULD GET YOUR OWN COUNTRY!
IT SHOULD HAVE A COOL FLAG!
-DILANOSHAUR!

THE CHEAT: {yelling the email} THE CHEAT!! I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR OWN COUNTRY!!! IT SHOULD HAVE A COOL FLAG! FROM SOME REPTILE! {stops yelling} Okay, as for a country, I wouldn't have a country, Percy, I'd have a, well...topia. Yeah, a topia. Now, what should I call it? Hmm...Cheat...cheese....Cheatopia! Cheatopia. That's good. Now what would it look like? {Cut to a desert area}

THE CHEAT: {narrating} Well, it would probably have a fence. {A fence like Strong Badia's fence appears} But, no desert. {The ground changes to dirt} Much better. Next, for the residential section, I'll make some dirtcastles. {Some dirtcastles appear} They look pretty good. Little...dirty castles. {The Ungaraits come out of one castle} Oh, no. Not you again. No. {The Ungaraits start getting smaller}

THE UNGARAITS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo- {The Ungaraits disappear}

THE CHEAT: All right. Next, for some reason, there would be a chicken coop behind the fence. {A chicken crows behind the fence} Little bantams. And a fire extinguisher would be handy leaning up against the fence on account of what happened last time. {Cut to a dirt plot. Homestar and The Cheat are standing next to each other}

HOMESTAR: Hey ba- {Homestar spontaneously combusts into a huge fireball}

THE CHEAT: You're on fire. {Cut back to Cheatopia. A fire extinguisher is leaning on the fence} Yeah, that's my topia. Hope you enjoy it. {Cut back to The Cheat at his computer} I hope my topia raises new emails. So that's our sho- {Homestar walks in on fire}

HOMESTAR: I'm still on flames! {The Printer falls, ejecting a CD reading, "Cheatopia tour"}

Easter Egg

  • Click on Homestar to watch a 20X6-style treat.

Transcript

{Cut to 1-Up in the field. He's covered in pudding}

1-UP: I'm on pudding! {Stinkoman walks up with a fire extinguisher and sprays 1-Up}

STINKOMAN: I extinguished'ed you good!

1-UP: Whipped Cream!


Fun Facts

  • This is the first time when Dinoshaur signed it that PBTC The Cheat didn't call him Stegoshaurus.
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