PBTC The Cheat Email/girlfriend
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PBTC The Cheat Email #37 girlfriend
Cast(in order of appearance)
The Cheat, Baby Styles, Marzipan, The Ungaraits, Strong Sad, Strong Bad,Strong Mad, Host
Here We GO!
THE CHEAT: C to the m to the a to the i to the l! {Types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up}
Dear the cheat, we are calling to inform you
that you have 987 new girl fried requests
From someguy in canada
THE CHEAT: {reading email} Dear The Cheat. We are calling to demand that you have 987 new girlfriend requests. From Coach Zed. Well, Coach, I'll just see for meself. {The Cheat types www.girlfriendsforme.com and a website pops up}
WWW.GIRLFRIENDSFORME.COM
A website where The Cheat gets gurlsfrends.
The Cheat- You have 987 requests
Strong Sad- You have -317 requests
THE CHEAT: I see. Let's let the love flow! {Cut to the set of The Dating Game. The Cheat is sitting in a seat on one wall. Three girls are on the other side} Contestant #1. What is your best quality?
BABY STYLES: I'll call you. At your house. Every day.
THE CHEAT: Good. Contestant #2. What do you like best about me?
MARZIPAN: What? {A buzzer is heard and Marzipan falls through the floor. Cut to Marzipan falling} This is deep. {Marzipan hits the ground} Ouch. {The Ungaraits appear} Hey guys. Want some vegetarian tacos and diet water? {Marzipan pulls out some tacos and water}
UNGARAITS: Grrr. {Cut to the set of the dating game}
MARZIPAN: {offscreen} Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
THE CHEAT: That was awkward. Contestant #3. How do you feel about yourself?
STRONG SAD: I'm a guy. Strong Bad said there was a buffet here.
STRONG BAD: {offscreen} He fell for it SM! Now we can retire to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooon!
STRONG MAD: {offscreen} DAH!
THE CHEAT: Okay....-
HOST: {offscreen} You win The Cheat! Spin the wheel! {The scene changes to the set of Wheel Of Fortune}
THE CHEAT: Yay. {The Cheat spins the wheel and it lands on"500 trophies"}
HOST: You win 500 trophies! {500 trophies fall on The Cheat. The Printer also falls and ejects a CD reading, "Game Shows"}
Easter Eggs
- Click on the pile of trophies to see what happened to Marzipan.
Transcript
{Cut to the bottom of the hole. Marzipan's skeleton is laying on the bottom}
MARZIPAN: I really lost weight.
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