PBTC The Cheat Email/pool

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THE CHEAT: After a period of spamming and viruses, our computer is lost. Then, came a The Cheat... WITH A NEW COMPUTER!

{The Cheat holds up his new Pixeler. As he places it on the desk, it starts up}

PIXELER: Beep! {processing sounds} Bleep! {windows startup music}

THE CHEAT: Okay, let's kick off the new computer with a new E-mail! {loads an e-mail} 

Dear sweaty guy,
 
With the summer months upon us, it's too hot to do anything.
How about you jump into a cooool pooool.
 
            Chill'n
        That Goat Rambler

THE CHEAT: You know what Goatee? I just got a background set pool placed in my backyard last Tuesday. I'll got swimming, and you'll see how truly awesometacular it is!

{Cut to The Cheat's pool. It is set around a fake cave and palm trees surround it. Several mermaids are swimming.}

JOY: {giggles} The Cheat! Dive in! We're waiting for you!

KRISTEN: Yeah, come on in! The water's great!

THE CHEAT: {on a high diving board. A sign says 3 kilometers up.} Geronimo!

{He falls and falls and changes in cool poses. He lands in the pool with a gargantuan splash. He then dives down to the bottom, which is 20 feet deep, and grabs a 10 pound diving brick. As he penetrates the surface, he kisses Jennifer on the cheek.}

JENNIFER: Ohhhhhhhh! {Sinks in the pool, crazy with love.}

{Camera man Greg Toadise aims the camera at the set}

GREG: The Cheat! This is awesome footage! Will you sign movie rights for this?

THE CHEAT: {takes out a jeweled pen} Yes! {signs the paper}

{Cut to the movie theater "The Palladium". The theater is packed with people wacthing "Cheat of the Sea"}

HOMESTAR: This is your best style ever, The Cheat!

{Cut back to the Pixeler. The Cheat answering the e-mail at the pool and is soaking wet}

THE CHEAT: As you can see Goatee, my pool is awesome. Now soon I will get merchandising rights for the movie. Printer, come on down for the finale!

{The Printer falls through the roof and into The Cheat's pool.

VIRGINIA: {holds up sign} 7.2!

A CD ejects out of the pool. It says, "Check out the products!"

Easter Eggs

  • Click on the CD to see the sale of merchandise.

BUBS: {Holding up a The Cheat beanie baby} I start at $16!

AUCTION GUY 1: $37!

AUCTION GUY 2: $4054!

AUCTION GUY 3: $8745!

BUBS: Sold! To Auction guy 3.

AUCTION GUY 3: Hooray! {cartwheels}

Fun Facts

  • This e-mail was made by Dennis Dunjinman because she paid 100 Cheesypoints for it.
  • The mermaid's names were based on SBemail #53.
  • The Palladium is an actual movie theater in Birmingham, MI, and is always packed. Literally.


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