PBTC The Cheat Email/mission

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PBTC The Cheat Email #57 mission

Summary

The Cheat goes to the moon for a super secret mission.

Cast(in order of appearance)

The Cheat, Homestar, 1-Up, Strong Bad, Nebulon, Tampo, Brody, Stlunko, Lunar Jesters, The Unguraits, Contestro, Ekul, Rainer, Joshua, Shark

Here We GO!

THE CHEAT: Email is like a flock of doves. They're both...things. {Types Cheatmail.exe; email pops up}

Dear Cheat,
I have a special mission for you. Meet me on the moon for
details.
My name is not important yet.

THE CHEAT: {reading email} Dear Cheat {pronounces it Chee-at}, You have a mission for me. Come to the moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon...fordetails. Anonmoose {actually says a non-moose} Oh, I see. You're not a moose, but I didn't need to know. Anyway, to the {Homestar walks up dressed as an astronaut}

HOMESTAR: Hi The can I go? With you to the moon?

THE CHEAT: Uh... {1-Up walks up also dressed as an astronaut}

1-UP: If he goes, I go! I wanna try crater pudding!

THE CHEAT: I can only take myself. {1-Up spin kicks Homestar and he flies offscreen}

1-UP: Now can I go? {Homestar staggers up with one shoe}

HOMESTAR: But I still want to! Go!

THE CHEAT: Fight to the death!

HOMESTAR: Hi-gard! {Homestar pulls out his other shoe and swings it around, like numchucks}

1-UP: {pulls out a giant gun labeled, "PUDDING PUSHER 2000"} Now I can be the guy!

THE CHEAT: Dorks. {The Cheat walks offscreen into The Field. Strong Bad is there}

STRONG BAD: The Cheat! I kept your rocket in mint condition! {A shiny rocket appears next to Strong Bad}

THE CHEAT: Why thank me! {The Cheat hops in}

STRONG BAD: 1 and 2 and go! {The rocket blasts off. Cut to the rocket in space. Nebulon floats up to the rocket. He is wearing a suit}

NEBULON: Do you like my style now?

THE CHEAT: {clicks a button. A foot extends from the rocket and kicks Nebulon offscreen}

NEBULON: Oh no! Space is baaad! {The Cheat flies off and lands on the moon}

THE CHEAT: {steps on the moon and walks around} Hello? {Tampo, Brody, and Stlunko walk up}

TAMPO: What are you doing here?

THE CHEAT: Uh...

BRODY: We are here because we vacation here between emails, mind you!

THE CHEAT: Vacation?

STLUNKO: Yes. Check out my girlfriend. {a Mars rover pulls up} Hot, huh?

THE CHEAT: Did you call me here?

TAMPO: Of course! No! Check at that base! {Tampo looks offscreen. The camera pans left to reveal a huge building labeled "MISSION BRIEFING FOR A THE CHEAT!"}

BRODY: Yes. Go.

THE CHEAT: Okay. {The Cheat walks offscreen}

TAMPO: {holding back tears} I'll never forget you! {Cut to a room. The Cheat is inside with a silhouette}

THE CHEAT: Did you summons me?

SILHOUETTE: Yes. For I am the all powerful R- {The Cheat flips on the light to reveal the silhouette to be Lunar Jesters}

THE CHEAT: Lunar Jesters?

LUNAR JESTERS: JESTY!!!

THE CHEAT: Jesty...what do you want?

LUNAR JESTERS: Go on a mission! Take this trophy {Lunar Jesters pulls out a trophy} and go steal something.

THE UNGURAITS: {walk up} But we like to steal! STEALING! {The Cheat's trophy disappears}

CONTESTRO: {offscreen} Come back! Come back with my stuff! {Contestro runs onscreen and chases The Unguraits offscreen}

LUNAR JESTERS: Odd. Now, you have to-

THE CHEAT: I gotta go get my trophy! {The Cheat runs offscreen. Ekul, Rainer, and Joshua walk up to Lunar Jesters}

EKUL: So...

RAINER: So this is how we destroy the Knowledge-base forum and its overpopularity.

JOSHUA: THE FANSTUFF FORUM WILL REIGN SUPREME! {Cut to the Cheat in a field. He stops when he passes a cinder block}

THE CHEAT: Before I get my trophy, I'd better break this cinder block! {The Cheat karate chops it and it disintegrates. An unseen crowd cheers. The Cheat runs offscreen. Cut to The Cheat by the ocean}

THE CHEAT: Now how will I cross this ocean? {Homestar walks up}

HOMESTAR: I'll have some! Soup! {Homestar falls into the ocean and floats} I'm like a tinker toy! Except I'm floating!

THE CHEAT: Boat! {The Cheat jumps on Homestar and speeds off. Cut to the middle of the ocean}

HOMESTAR: Here we are! {The Cheat dives into the water. A shark comes up}

THE CHEAT: Have you seen The Unguraits?

SHARK: I'll give you a ride! {The shark smacks The Cheat offscreen with its fin. The Cheat lands right in front of The Unguraits}

THE CHEAT: {holds out his flipper-hand} Ungies! No swiping! Ungies! No swiping! Ungies No Swiping!

THE UNGURAITS: Oh man! {gives The Cheat his trophy back. Cut back to The Cheat at the computer}

THE CHEAT: Yes, I got the trophy back through plot, a shark, and an armless guy acting like a boat. Yes.

{The Printer falls over, ejecting a CD reading, "Email 59 sneakpeek"}


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